Two comics enter, only one can move on. And what happens to the burn victim who doesn’t advance? That insult-slinger is memorialized here. So let us gather and honor the Roast Battle casualties, and may we always remember them for who they truly were: the meanest joke writers around.
Even Evan Williams’s brutal burn against Anna Valenzuela’s lethal vagina couldn’t earn him the win in their battle.
A well-placed pop culture reference usually makes a good burn, but even Kurt Metzger’s “Brokeback Mountain” pun couldn’t take down Yamaneika Saunders.
Frank Castillo may have dropped out of college, but he still graduated ahead of Jay Light in their Roast Battle.
Add Joe Dosch to the list of men not making eye contact with Leah Kayajanian when he clinched the win.