After Roast Battle II’s live finale, we have a new champion: Frank Castillo. But the night was packed with ferocious barbs from every comedian who took the stage.
Here are some of the most cutting, brutal, we-can’t-believe-they’re-still-friends jokes from the closing night.
THE “SEINFELD” BURN
The first battle of the evening saw Frank Castillo facing off against the elegantly venomous Joe Dosch. Castillo would go on to win, but not before Dosch hit him with this merciless line.
THE “MAKE-A-WISH” BURN
Next, up-and-comer Matthew Broussard battled the veteran Todd Barry, and they both landed some heavy blows. But Matthew was the one who moved on — thanks in part to this dark, dark burn.
THE “WHITE SUPREMACY” BURN
It all came down to this: the main event. Featuring scorched-earth performances from both Matthew Broussard and Frank Castillo, the night’s final battle left no feeling unhurt. But there could be only one winner, and this haymaker from Castillo demonstrates why he took home the trophy. Watch him punch out Broussard below.