OK, so Adam isn’t the most focused guy in the world. Or the most mature. And sometimes he fellates half-eaten corn dogs in public (see below). But that doesn’t mean he can’t summon up a little heroic resolve when the situation calls for it. When the guys get invited on a trip to a remote mountain cabin, Adam turns from a scatterbrained goof into a genuine lifesaver.
THE BEGINNING: THE OLD ADAM
Before the guys’ trip starts, Adam’s an unfocused mess. He can barely pay attention to any topic for more than a few seconds — even when he’s acting out the new sex move he made up. Awesome? Yes. Heroic? No.
THE END: ADAM THE FIRE-BREATHING HERO
Well, more like gasoline-vomiting hero. Still, there’s no denying that Adam saves the day here. He maintains his focus and scares the three wolves away with an ingenious plan that only he could have thought up. (Probably because no one else would be open to swallowing gasoline.) Good job, Adam. You deserve a corn dog.