Quiz: How Well Do You Know Your Earth Items?

Warning: Difficulty level is high.

Earth is a rich planet full of a variety of things. So many things, in fact, that identifying all of them is a task fit only for the most advanced of intellects. Do you have such an intellect?? Let’s find out.

1. What is this?

A) A chicken/hog
B) A layer cake
C) The Thanksgiving Day Parade
D) A dentist

2. What is this?

A) A portable sex device
B) A mother
C) A water park
D) A parking hole

3. What is this?

A) A sandwich
B) Huey Lewis
C) A double rhino
D) A urinal

4. What is this?

A) An office job
B) An indoor tree (trunkless variety)
C) An air-conditioning unit
D) Honesty

5. What is this?

A) A judge
B) A chicken/hog
C) A stamp collection
D) A trench coat

6. What is this?

A) A paramecium
B) A severed hand
C) A car, but bad
D) A warm cup of cocoa

ANSWERS: 1. A, 2. C, 3. C, 4. B, 5. B, 6. D

So?? Are you Dr. Earth, Attorney-at-Law, or just an ignorant buffoon? Don’t feel bad if you performed poorly — many items in the quiz remain a mystery to even the smartest Earth minds. Study up for next time, perhaps by learning a thing or two from Gorburger’s investigations into Earth life on his new talk show.

Your Earth education can begin right now with the first episode.

And remember: No eating humans!! Unless you’re very hungry or it’s the most convenient option.