Human Art Is Fascinating!!

Explore the magnificent world of Earth culture with Gorburger.

Believe it or not, humans are a surprisingly creative species. They make everything: food, paintings, photographs, movies, makeup commercials, video games, television shows, bus ads, clay sculptures, books, buildings and especially decorative friezes. And these are only a few examples of the great heights to which their imaginations take them!

Consider another example: smooth jazz.
Have you ever heard such a thing? Nowhere else in the galaxy will you find such soothing, sensual pleasure as the kind generated by Kenny G and his lovely soprano saxophone! And with Gorburger’s ingenious invention of the smooth jazz throttle, he can listen to it whenever he wants. We highly recommend that you kidnap and threaten your own jazz superstar for just this purpose.* It’s heavenly!

But that’s not even the half of it. Humans have also devised a method of moving to the music sounds they create USING ONLY THEIR EVACUATORS (A.K.A. their butts). Observe:
It’s unclear whether the purpose of this dance is to display the butt meat, as Gorburger so wisely posits. What is clear is that humans have as much to teach us about music and dance as we do them about eating humans.

* Local laws permitting, of course.