Ah, 4/20. No doubt some of you miscreants will spend today smoking what is colloquially known as reefer. However, since we’re a law-abiding corporate entity, we’re not going to tell you to follow any of these terrible, terrible examples. In fact, we’re telling you straight out: Do not get high. Especially not in any of these weird places.
IN AN UNFAMILIAR DORM WITH STRANGERS
Getting stoned is bad enough, but doing it with people you’ve only just met? That’s downright irresponsible. It’s safer to stay in familiar settings with people you know well.
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, USING A STRANGE INVENTION
Smoking pot through an elaborate system of tubes in your front yard is just asking for trouble. Learn from Adam, Blake and Ders’s bad example and keep all drug-related activities behind closed doors. You know, assuming you use drugs. Which you shouldn’t.
Nothing will derail your chances of future success more quickly than smoking marijuana. Just look at this guy.
IN A JUDGE’S CHAMBERS
It doesn’t matter if the judge happens to be you; this is still a bad idea. If you’re too high, you’ll never be able to keep the facts of the case straight. You might also find yourself paralyzed by the wonderful occurrence that is Joey Diaz saying, “Sugar daddy.” Don’t risk it.
ACTUALLY, HERE IT’S OK
As long as it can’t get you high, go nuts!