The President Has a Great Relationship with America’s Youth

It's possible that no commander in chief has been as adept at playtime as this one.

Children find the president very approachable.

And why wouldn’t they? His imagination certainly rivals that of a young child — plus he has the power to start a nuclear war at the push of a button, and what kid doesn’t love a good button?

So it’s no surprise that these elementary school students are thrilled when the commander in chief himself comes for a visit.
Just look at their faces as he reads from the four-billion-copies-sold business masterpiece “The Art of the Deal.”* They can’t get enough! And they’re in for a real treat when the president makes playtime educational, teaching them how construction contracts and mob entanglements work. By the end of the day, everyone’s having the time of their lives. The vice president even has to contend with one of the president’s endearing tantrums when he tries to get him to leave!

* “The Art of the Deal” has not sold four billion copies. — Legal Dept.