Talk About a Respected World Traveler!

The commander-in-chief got some amazing gifts on his foreign trip.

History is full of storied globetrotters, from Marco Polo to those TV chefs who go to other countries and eat bugs. But none can match this president, who just wrapped the latest episode of The President Show while on his whirlwind overseas trip.

And as the president’s eager to point out, he’s been receiving a hero’s welcome everywhere he goes. How else to explain all these amazing gifts he’s been given?
Wow. How could you choose a favorite? The president was given a gold necklace, a Holy Bible and a mysterious orb-globe that has a decidedly strange effect on the vice president’s diction. But the best gift might be the sword the president got from a group he describes as “the Arabs,” who clearly view him as powerful, decisive and really into swords. There’s no arguing with that, especially after his elaborate dance with “Sexcalibur.” World leaders don’t get more majestic than this.