THE DANGEROUS ALLURE OF INTERNET JUNK
Look, nobody loves opening up tab after tab of useless browser garbage more than we do. But if you fall too far down an internet wormhole, it can get you into trouble. Heed the tale of Abbi and Ilana, who were so caught up in investigating celebrities’ net worths and taking personality quizzes that they forgot they were sitting on the same couch. Terrifying.
DON’T EVEN TALK TO US ABOUT BITCOIN
If you’re one of those guys who won’t shut up about the Blockchain, allow us to stop you right there. We believe you that it’s a thing, but we don’t want anything to do with it. Please, please, please just pay us back when you have actual cash, thank you very much.
TEXTING: IT’S STILL DICEY
Forget the complicated stuff for a second and look at how much we manage to bungle using the technology we already have. If even text messaging is too complex for us as a species, we simply don’t have a chance of adapting to the really involved stuff. Just look at how it’s tearing Jordan and Keegan apart — and they’re best friends.
Technology’s Moving Too Fast for Us, Too
If these signs of high-tech havoc seem familiar to you, at least you're not alone.