Make Your Own Gruel

Finally -- a way to cook authentic wheat slop from the comfort of your own home.

Gruel: A barely edible grain slosh served to the feeble underclass for generations. For many years, all authentic turn-of-the-century gruel recipes were thought to have been lost. The gray slop would never again be stuffed down future generations’ throats. Thankfully, our luck has changed.

We here at the Comedy Central Test Kitchen are ready to unveil our genuine, carefully formulated recipe for the famed gruel once consumed by Bellacourt Manor’s serving class.

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