A Peek Into the Office of Lincoln Rice, DDS

See what makes Lincoln different than your average tooth jockey.

Lincoln Rice may be a dentist, but that doesn’t mean he’s the sort of mouth-obsessed nerd you’re used to. Behind the fluoride washes and nitrous oxide is a guy who’s got it all figured out. Take a look at what makes Lincoln’s practice different.

HE’S A MASTER OF COMEDY, NOT JUST A MASTER OF TEETH
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/p0d7m2/broad-city-lincoln-the-jokester
Most dentists would save their pranks for April Fools’ Day, but why wait that long? On an average day, Lincoln might interrupt a boy’s check-up to tell him he’ll have to extract all his teeth (before bursting out laughing).

SLOW WORK DAY? LEAVE!

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/3fshjk/broad-city-a-manly–handcrafted-axe
No patients? Lincoln could stick around and wait for a call to come in, but why would he do that when he can, you know, leave? If anyone has an emergency, they’ll page him. Until then, his only priority is figuring out which celebrity your dog looks like.

COMBINE YOUR WORK LIFE WITH YOUR SEX LIFE

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/9dzjca/lincoln-s-dentistry-rules
Let’s face it: Dentists like Lincoln face a ton of pressure. And what’s the best way to combat stress? A total f**kfest. Hooking up with your buddy after installing her veneer is all good (even when her friend’s in the same room).

Now, to be fair, this isn’t all Lincoln does. There’s gingivitis and bicuspids and whatever, but that’s for lame dentists to blab on about. If you’re looking for a dentist to give you a filling and then explain why your dog looks like Judith Light, make an appointment now.