Four Ways to Get Your Beach Bod Ready for Summer

Or not. We have no dog in this fight.

Summer is all about sun, sand, surf and struggling to accept your subpar physique. Don’t worry! It’s totally normal to get healthy diet and exercise tips from the same place you hear dick jokes. We’re the next best thing to a personal trainer.

So there you go. All you have to do is starve and exhaust yourself in preparation for a few months of hanging out and eating hot dogs. Seems totally worth it.