A national hoops champion will soon be crowned. It won’t be any of these people.
GEORGE AND GIL LACE ’EM UP
What they lack in fundamentals, they make up for in being slow and weak.
HOOPS ANNOUNCERS SPEAK HONESTLY
If you can’t shout random, nonsensical words while professionally calling a basketball game, then when can you? Skerplunk. That’s when.
MONTEZ TAKES FLIGHT
This TelAmeriCorp employee will do anything to prove he’s good at basketball, short of becoming good at basketball.
CHARLIE SANDERS SHARES AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE
Sometimes athletes get carried away when trying to be motivational. Who cares, though? It’s not like kids pay attention to what sports stars say.