Completely Practical Products for the Everyday

Don't blow your whole paycheck.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between Chappelle’s Show and the Home Shopping Network. The show features products that can help you with everything from falling asleep to drinking like a badass motherf**ker. So save up the money you make at WacArnold’s to buy these amazing items.

Ribs Sleep-Aid
Need a good night’s rest, but don’t want to risk a crippling addiction to pills? Dave’s got you covered. With Ribs, you’ll fall asleep so fast, you won’t even have time to use a Wet-Nap.

Samuel L. Jackson Beer–jackson-beer—uncensored
Go from stone-cold sober to sleeping with strangers in no time with a beer that would make the founding fathers roll over in their graves. Next time you’re at your local bar, yell at your bartender for another round.

Home Stenographer
Fights are tough. All that “he said, she said” can be hard to keep track of. Avoid the drama by bringing a courtroom professional into your home. It’s more reliable than a nanny cam and cheaper than a post-argument stay at a hotel.

Want to smoke pot, but have pesky responsibilities like a job and family? Pack a bowl full of everyone’s favorite non-intoxicating weed. Puff, puff, pass that drug test.