Frederick Bellacourt’s Guide to People Skills

As a U.S. Senator, he's an expert at getting what he wants. Except when he's not.

Frederick Bellacourt has a pretty easy life, minus the whole secret-incest-with-his-sister thing. He gets to be a senator because his family is rich, for one. Also, it’s likely that he’s never had to deal with physical hardship of any kind. So, who could be more qualified to teach you the finer points of people skills? Here is but a taste of Frederick’s privileged wisdom.

NEVER MENTION YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOUR SISTER
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/n46iil/another-period-frederick-for-vice-president
Note: This rule only applies if you and your sister are having a secret affair. Otherwise, your sister would probably not only be fine hearing about your wife – she’d be delighted. Frederick really drops the ball on this one.

ALWAYS BE GENEROUS
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/b0ejzl/another-period-dessert-balls-and-outhouse-privileges
Frederick handles this one better. When negotiating with opponents, it’s often beneficial to just give them what they want. Especially if what they want is something simple, like three hours of sleep a night or daily bowel movement privileges.