By now, we’ve all heard the new single from Mayor Cutie, the hot young pup who’s taken the ragtime scene by storm. But what’s it like to be the most popular quadruped in America? We followed this prodigious pooch around for a day to find out.
Cutie’s daytime hours are all about spending time with her celebrity besties and putting in time at the studio. Of course, her high-profile lifestyle means that she’s amassed her share of haters — rumor has it she’s currently feuding with Newport heiress Lillian Bellacourt — but that doesn’t stop her from playing as hard as she works.
Nighttime is the right time for Cutie to let her fur down and hit the town. After prepping with her team of stylists, she strikes a pose on top of Scott Joplin’s piano and yelps along to the ivory-tickling megastar’s latest hit. The only impediment to her success? It can sometimes be hard to hear her above the screams of her ardent fans.
Keep an eye on this one, folks. She’s one dog who has a long and successful career ahead of her.