An Impartial List of Things Mr. Garvey Will Not Stand For

If we listed them all, we'd be here all damn day.

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Mischief

Insincerity

Deceit

Chicanery

Being messed with

Mendaciousness

Subterfuge

Attitudes of any kind (positive or negative)

Balakay’s attitude in particular

Dishonesty

Audacity

Humbuggery

Deplorableness

Balakay’s big-ass “Fraggle Rock” hair

Shenanigans, whether they be motivated by merriment or malice

“Playing”

Buffoonery

Falsity

Lies

Untruths

Kids thinking they’re old enough to go to the club

Disrespect

Improbity

Fibs

Fictions, fabrications, falsehoods and prevarications

Mispronunciation

Having to repeat himself

Balakay’s voice

Insubordination

Churlishness

A.A. Ron