It is now timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
All right,the biggest news today
for 40- or... 29-year-old nerdsnamed Chris Hardwick
was that, uh, soon there will bea new Doctor in Doctor Who.
Uh, Peter Capaldi announcedhe's gonna be leaving the show
to get back to his rootsof grimacing
and calling people (bleep)on television.
You don't breathe a word of this
you mincing (bleeping).
That was not from Doctor Who. That was not from Doctor Who.
Uh, he was the surliest Doctor.
He was a fantastic Doctor.
I loved Capaldi.We will miss him.
Uh, the recasting will markthe Doctor's 12th regeneration,
and the last of his livesas a Time Lord,
unless, uh, the show...
You know, there was a pointin the series where, uh,
David Tennant went overto The Sarah Jane Adventures,
which was a spinoffof Doctor Who,
and then he sort of threw awaythe whole idea
that there were a limited numberof regenerations... What?
Oh. I'm sorry.Uh, anyway, um...
I-I get... Yeah. I'm fine.
-What'd he say?-So, the...
I didn't even get to figure in The War Doctor.
He was a s... Aw, (bleep).
All right. Anyway,the changing Doctors
show the power that one changecan make to a show,
which is why tonight's hashtagis #OneLetterOffTVShows.
Examples might be-- Shaved by the Bell,
would be an example of that.
And, uh, Doctor Ho, uh, would be another example.
Which is technicallyabout a Hawaiian veterinarian.
It's not what you think.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Phoebe. -The Love Bloat.
-Adam. -King of Queefs.
-Hampton. -3rd (bleep) from the Sun.
-Phoebe. -Everybody Loves Ramone.
-Adam. -The Big Bong Theory.
-Hampton. -The Talking Dead.
Hey! What are you...what are you talking about?!
Hey! Look at you!
-Phoebe. -Different Stroker.
-Adam.-Yeah, RuPaul's Drug Race.
-Hampton. -ABC Nightly Jews.