#HashtagWars - #CatBooks

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Inspired by the upcoming release of the kitten flick "Keanu," Affion Crockett, Jamar Neighbors and Tiffany Haddish make up cat-themed book titles. (1:33)

It is now timefor the #HashtagWars.

-All right!-(cheering, applause)

Two of our comedians tonightare from a movie called Keanu,

which I ampreemptively declaring

the best cat movie ever.

(cheering, applause)

Key and Peele.This is the Key and Peele movie,

and you should absolutelygo out and see it.

-HADDISH: Watch it! Watch it!-NEIGHBORS: Yes! -(cheering)

So... uh, since we'veclearly got cat movies covered,

we're gonna lookto new ground tonight

with the hashtag #CatBooks.

Examples might be: A Farewell to Armrests,

or: To Kill a Mockingbird and Leave Its Body

in Its Owner's Slippers.

Uh, I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Affion.- The Great Catsby.

Yes. Points.

-Tiffany. -The Old Man and the Pussy.

Yes. Points.

-Jamar. -Moby Barbed Dick.

-Yes. Points.-(laughter)

(Hardwick continues laughing)

Points. Tiffany.

-The Scarlet Litter. -Yes. Points.

Affion.

Charlie and the Pussy Factory.

Points. Jamar.

I Know Why the Caged Bird's Dead.

-Points. Very good.-(laughter)

-Tiffany. -The Girl with the Hello Kitty Tattoo.

-Points.-(laughter)

Jamar.

-Puss in Roots. -Yes. Points.

Jamar.

Two Cats in the Hat.

-Points.-(laughter)

Affion.

-A Tale of Two Kitties. -All right, good.

Yeah, right there,right there. Points.

That's the endof the #HashtagWars.