Rapid Refresh - hitchBOT's Sad Journey & Horrible Celebrity-Endorsed Products

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Al Madrigal, Ed Helms and Rob Riggle impersonate the Philadelphians who destroyed America's favorite hitchhiking robot and regret buying awful celebrity-endorsed products. (2:58)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S RAPID

REFRESH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)ON A PREVIOUS EPISODE OF

@MIDNIGHT, WE TOLD YOU ABOUTHITCHBOT, THE LOVABLE ROBOT,

WHO TRIED TO HITCHHIKE FROMBOSTON TO SAN FRANCISCO

USING ONLY THE KINDNESS OFSTRANGERS. HERE'S A PICTURE

BEFORE THE TRIP BEGAN WITHFRIENDLY SAN FRANSICANS,

LOOK AT THAT. ALL HAVING AGOOD TIME.

THIS GIRL IS LOOKING ATSOMETHING ELSE COMPLETELY

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.

HERE HE IS TAKING IN A BOSTONRED SOX GAME. HITCHBOT HAD SO

MUCH FUN. THEN HE WENT TOPHILADELPHIA.

OH [BLEEP].

>> GREAT JOB, PHILADELPHIA.

YOU BEAT UP THAT POOR ROBOTSO BAD HE PUKED OUT

BATTERIES WHICH YOU THENPICKED UP AND WHIPPED AT

SANTA.

I'M NOT LETTING THAT GO.

I AM NOT LETTING THAT GO.

HOWEVER MISALIGNED THE FACTSMAY BE.

THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN RIGHTBEFORE THE MAYOR OF PHILLY

STOLE THE PHOTOGRAPHER'SCELL PHONE.

COMEDIANS, AS A CITIZEN OFPHILADELPHIA, TAUNT THIS ROBOT

WHILE YOU BEAT HIMSENSELESS. LET'S START WITH

YOU, AL.

>> THIS IS FOR "CHAPPIE."

>> POINTS.

>> POINTS.

>> BAD MOVIE.

>> BAD MOVIE.

>> ROB RIGGLE.

>> DON'T TELL ME A ROBOTCAN'T GIVE ME A HAND JOB!

(LAUGHTER)>> LOOK AT THOSE HANDS.

>> NOW GO GET ME A GLASS OFWATER.

WELL DONE, POINTS, POINTS.

>> PARENTS ACROSS THEINTERNET ARE SHARING

SCORCHED PHOTOS OFTHEMSELVES AND CHILDREN

BADLY SUNBURNED AND WHO ARETHEY BLAMING?

THE SUN--AND ALSO JESSICAALBA.

STAR OF "HONEY" AND CO-FOUNDEROF THE HONEST COMPANY,

PEOPLE ARE CLAIMING HERSUNSCREEN IS NOT DOING A GOOD

JOB OF PROTECTING THEM FROM THEPOWERFUL, DAMAGING RAYS.

STAY INSIDE, I SAY, THERE'SNOTHING OUT THERE FOR YA.

INSIDE, YOU GOT FOOD AND SEXAND VIDEO GAMES.

SOME PEOPLE, I DON'T KNOWWHY THEY WANT TO GO OUT.

THEY JUST WANT TO WATCH THEWORLD BURN. SO COMEDIANS,

WHAT IS ANOTHERCELEBRITY-ENDORSED PRODUCT YOU

REGRET BUYING? ED HELMS.

>> ARMIE HAMMER'S ARMYHAMMERS, HAMMERS FOR THE

ARMY.

>> YES, POINTS.

SPECIFICALLY FOR THE ARMY.

>> I'M NOT IN THE ARMY. I HADNO USE FOR IT.

>> GOOD.

AL.

>> ANDY DICK SALAD DRESSING.

(APPLAUSE)>> ROB RIGGLE.

>> LET'S SEE, STEVENHAWKINGS 10 MINUTE POWER ABS?

>> [BLEEP].

>> GREATEST MIND OF OUR TIME,ROB, COME ON.

>> AND DYNAMITE ABS TO BOOT.

>> POINTS TO YOU FOR THAT.