The Twitter accountof first lady Melania Trump
has been eerily silentsince Election Day,
despite the fact that she usedto be pretty active on there.
Who could forget the timeshe tweeted a pizza
she took a picture ofbefore smelling it
and throwing it in the trash,
or... or thisclassic Thursday ponytail,
or... or this photoof what she probably fantasizes
about doingto her husband's penis.
-(cheers and applause)-But yesterday...
I just mean surrounding itby delicious fruits.
Yesterday,she popped back on the grid
to like a certain tweetthat is reigniting speculation
she's not that fondof the Donald.
It says,"Seems like the only wall
Donald Trump's built is the one
between himand FLOTUS Melania Trump."
She... It was liked.
(cheers and applause)
Now, Trump's spokeswomanhas since claimed
the first ladydidn't know about this at all,
and her accountmay have been hacked.
Or someone else withapproved access liked the tweet.
So in other words, I'm guessingMelania totally did it.
Uh, the tweethas since been unliked,
and it appears that Melania hasonly liked one other tweet ever.
So, comedians, what do you thinkthat other tweet could be?
A Throwback Thursday picof Lorena Bobbitt.
-All right, points.-(laughter and applause)
Uh, just some speechby Michelle Obama.
-Yeah, points. Very good.-(cheers and applause)
Yeah, very good. Excellent.
I actually have iton good authority
that she has another account.
and she loves bum fights.
-All right, points. Very good.-(laughter and applause)