Extended - The Father, the Son, the Holy Bassist Named Jeff - Easter Carols

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Alison Rich, Jessica McKenna and Nicole Byer name songs that would be featured on albums by Christian musicians based on their strange cover art. (3:09)

>> HARDWICK: IT'S TIME TO PLAYTHE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY

BASSIST NAMED JEFF.

EASTER IS COMING UP THIS SUNDAY.

HUH?

(WHOOPING)OH, IT'S... I KNOW, IT'S VERY

EXCITING.

WE'RE CELEBRATING EXACTLY THEWAY THE LORD INTENDED-- BY

BURYING COLORED EGGS ANDTHROWING UP PEEPS ON THE FRONT

LAWN.

AND... AND REMEMBER WHEN WE SITAROUND AND LISTEN TO OUR

FAVORITE EASTER CAROLS?

YOU KNOW, LIKE, ♪ SILVER EGGS. AND ALSO, ♪ BABY, IT'S

UNSEASONABLY WARM OUTSIDE. ♪SUCH A GOOD TIME OF YEAR.

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A CHARMINGCHRISTIAN MUSIC ALBUM COVER.

FOR 250 POINTS I WANT YOU TOGIVE ME A SONG YOU'D HEAR ON

THAT RECORD.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST UP, THIS TRIOOF BEEHIVED SISTER-WIVES.

JESS.

>> "WHOOMP! (HAIR IT IS)".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

NICOLE.

>> "IT'S RAINING CATS".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

ALL RIGHT, HERE'S RAY BOLTZ.

HERE'S RAY BOLTZ.

NICOLE.

>> "LADIES, I DON'T EAT PUSSY".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JESS.

>> "THIS IS THE FACE I MAKE WHENI SMELL MY OWN FART".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

YEAH, HE'S RE-HE'S REALLYLEANING OUT, YEAH.

>> HE HAS TO GET AWAY-- MM.

>> HARDWICK: I'M ABOUT TO GIVETHE CONCERT OF A LIFETIME.

(IMITATES FARTING)ALISON.

>> "I'M LOOKING DOWN BECAUSE MYCHILD BRIDE'S ONLY THREE FEET

TALL".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

ALL RIGHT.

NEXT, WE HAVE THESELF-PROCLAIMED

RAPPIN' REVEREND.

NICOLE.

>> "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY BIBLE".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JESS.

>> "SIPPIN' ON SIN AND JUICE".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS, YES, VERYGOOD.

ALISON.

>> WOW, THAT WAS VERY FUNNY.

>> "MOVE, SATAN, GET OUT THEWAY".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

NEXT UP, THE POWERFUL ALBUMJESUS AND SUPERMAN.

TOGETHER AT LAST.

JESSICA.

>> "LOOK, KIDS, WE GOT SUPERMAN.

PLEASE THINK CHURCH IS COOL".

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

SUPER...

WHAT IF-WHAT IF SUPERMAN BEATSUP THE HEAD OF JESUS?

IT'S ATTACKING THE CITY!

ALISON.

>> "IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE,IT'S MY LORD AND SAVIOR".

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

THERE IT IS.

NEXT UP, HOW ABOUT BARREN CROSS?

HOW ABOUT BARREN CROSS?

OH, MAN.

UM...

ALISON.

>> ♪ OUR CAT PANTS HAVE MADE USBARREN AS THE CROSS. ♪

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

VERY... YEAH, VERY GOOD, VERYGOOD.

JESSICA.

>> ♪ POUR SOME SACRAMENTAL WINEON ME! ♪

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

>> ♪ IN THE NAME OF... GOD.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> THAT'S THAT.

>> HARDWICK: THAT REMINDS ME OFTHE TIME JESUS CURED THE

DEF LEPPARD.

>> OH!

>> OKAY.

>> THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

>> HARDWICK: NICOLE.

>> "THREE WISE TOPS AND A SILLYPOWER BOTTOM".

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POI...

POINTS.

>> YOU'RE TOO MUCH!

SHE'S TOO MUCH!