Extended - Electron Microdopes - A Lot of Them Actually Just Look Like Dweebs - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, December 3, 2015 - Uncensored 12/03/2015 Views: 123

After seeing photos of microscopic organisms, Emily Heller, Matt Goldich and Marc Maron hurl insults at their unfortunate appearances. (2:32)

IT IS TIME TO PLAY ELECTRONMICRODOPES.

NOW...

OUR PLANET IS FULL OF WEIRD ANDSCARY ORGANISMS TOO SMALL FOR

THE NAKED EYE, BUT WITH THE HELPOF POWERFUL MICROSCOPES AND

SCIENCE, YOU'LL DISCOVER THATTHEY ARE NOT FRIGHTENING AT ALL.

CLOSE UP, A LOT OF THEM ACTUALLYJUST LOOK LIKE DWEEBS.

TAKE THIS BUMBLING MILLIPEDE,FOR EXAMPLE.

HERP-A-DERP, DERP, DERP, DERP.

SO COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOW YOUSOME MICROSCOPIC ORGANISMS AND

FOR 250 POINTS I WANT YOU TO CUTLOOSE AND I WANT YOU TO MAKE FUN

OF THESE TINY, MICROSCOPICORGANISMS, ALL RIGHT?

FIRST UP, THIS HOPELESS TADPOLE.

(BELL DINGS)EMILY.

>> UH, HEY, LOSER, IS THAT YOURWHOLE BODY OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY

TO SEE ME?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

MARC MARON.

>> STUPID COCK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

VERY GOOD.

HOW ABOUT THIS PLAIN JANE GRAINWEEVIL, HUH?

(BELL DINGS)MARC.

>> YEAH, I... A LITTLEOFF-TOPIC-- IS THERE A CREAM FOR

THOSE?

'CAUSE I THINK I HAVE A...

>> HARDWICK: I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK... I THINK THEY'REPERMANENT RESIDENTS.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE, HOW ABOUT THIS PEEVEDPAVEMENT ANT?

MATT.

>> YEAH, I AGREE WITH MOST OFYOUR IDEAS, SENATOR SANDERS, BUT

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF BEATINGHILLARY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

EMILY.

>> UH, HEY, CONGRATS, YOUR FACEIS WHAT LEWIS BLACK'S DICK LOOKS

LIKE.

'CAUSE HE'S ANGRY.

>> THAT ONE'S ACTUALLY TRUE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

>> I, YOU KNOW...

>> HARDWICK: FINALLY, THIS HEADOF A DERPY ROBBER FLY.

(BELL DINGS)MARC.

>> HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU BE DYINGIN A SCREEN SOMEWHERE?

>> HARDWICK: YES, POI...

OH, THE AUDIENCE IS...

>> COME ON, FUCKIN' CHRIST.

>> HARDWICK: GUYS, DON'T MAKEHIM COME OUT THERE.

DON'T MAKE HIM COME OUT THERE.

(AUDIENCE WHOOPS, CHEERS)>> THAT WAS-THAT WAS BULLSHIT.

>> HARDWICK: THAT'S ALL RIGHT,YOU-YOU RAN UP ON 'EM, LIKE, NOW

THEY'RE...

>> YEAH.

>> IT WAS A HONEST... IT WAS ANHONEST INSULT.

>> HARDWICK: IT WAS.

>> IT WAS PRACTICAL, IT MEANTSOMETHING, IT WOULD TRULY HURT

THAT THING'S FEELINGS.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOUPOINTS, THEN, ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

MARC, I DON'T WANT YOU TO LISTENTO THEM, ALL RIGHT?

THEY DON'T KNOW.