Super Mariold - A Million Brick Penises

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To commemorate the 30th anniversary of "Super Mario Bros.," Andrea Savage, James Urbaniak and Paul F. Tompkins reveal lesser-known facts about the video game plumber. (1:30)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME,SUPER MARIOLD.

>> OH, MAN.

THIS MAKES ME FEEL OLD.

THIS MONTH MARKS THE 30THANNIVERSARY OF "SUPER MARIO

BROS." IT'S A-ME! MIDLIFECRISIS MARIO!

>> INSTEAD OF MUSHROOMS, NOW HEEATS TRUFFLES!

>> TO CELEBRATE THE MILESTONE,NINTENDO IS RELEASING A LEVEL

CREATOR, "SUPER MARIO MAKER," SOHE CAN SPEND HIS TIME JUMPING

OVER A MILLION BRICK PENISES.

AFTER THREE DECADES THEREMUST BE A TON WE DON'T

KNOW ABOUT MARIO'S INNER LIFE,LIKE WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY

BRIGHT RED OVERALLS? AND ARE YOUSTILL ACTUALLY A PLUMBER? SO

COMEDIANS, TO CELEBRATE HISBIG 3-0 I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME

SOME LESSER-KNOWN MARIO FACTS.

60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK ANDBEGIN.

>> PAUL.

>> HE'S-A ME!

>> Chris: POINTS.

YES.

ANDREA SAVAGE.

>> HE ACTUALLY WROTE THEORIGINAL SCREENPLAY TO "PITCH

PERFECT 2."

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> BEFORE HE GETS INTO HIS MARIOKART, HE SPRAYS HIS ENTIRE

MOUTH WITH SILVER PAINT.

>> Chris: POINTS.

ANDREA SAVAGE.

>> HE HAD SEX BUT PREFERS(BLEEP)ING PIPES.

>> Chris: OKAY.

POINTS.

JAMES URBANIAK.

>> THAT'S NOT A MUSTACHE, IT ISA FUZZY TUMOR.

>> Chris: POINTS. ANDREA SAVAGE.

>> HE LOVES TO LAUGH.

>> Chris: JUST LOVES IT.

UNFORTUNATELY, NOT THE CROWD.

NO POINTS. JAMES URBANIAK.>> NOT INTO ZEPPELIN.

>> POINTS.