Extended - #HashtagWars - #BadInFlightAnnouncements

Extended - Thursday, August 20, 2015 - Uncensored 08/20/2015 Views: 834

In an effort to make plane travel even more unbearable, Derek Waters, Natasha Leggero and Andy Daly list the most nightmarish midair messages they can think of. (1:39)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING)STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, JOKES

ABOUT FLYING ARE SAFER THANJOKES ABOUT DRIVING.

IT'S TRUE. THAT'S WHY WE'REPLAYING IT SAFE TONIGHT WITH THE

HASHTAG:BADINFLIGHTANNOUNCEMENTS.

BADINFLIGHTANNOUNCEMENTS.

UH... EXAMPLES MIGHT BE...

MY WIFE JUST DIED AND WE'RE SOONGONNA JOIN HER. OR...

(LAUGHTER)OR... OR...

OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH, GOD, I'MPREPARING FOR ARRIVAL.

WOOPS, THAT'S STILL ON.

(LAUGHTER)I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

ANDY DALY.

>> THIS IS YOUR CAPTAINSPEAKING.

LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BABY CAN DO.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)POINTS. NATASHA.

>> 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, ANDI'M ABOUT TO PROVE IT.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT TO

HEAR THAT.

DEREK WATERS.

>> WHOSE COBRA IS THIS?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: TV'S ANDY DALY.

>> WE HAVE MEALS AVAILABLE FORPURCHASE.

I COOKED THEM MYSELF RIGHT AFTERMY MOTHER DISAPPEARED.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

THE PILOT IS SERVING HIS MOTHERON THE PLANE?

>> THAT'S WHAT I THINK ISHAPPENING.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

HIS MOTHER IS IN THE LASAGNA!

>> HARDWICK: MY GOSH!

DEREK.

>> HOPE Y'ALL CAN SWIM.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)ANDY.

>> IF ANYBODY BACK THERE THINKSTHEY CAN DO A BETTER JOB OF

FLYING THIS PLANE THAN ME, GETUP HERE AND LET'S SETTLE IT!

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

NATASHA.

>> THANK YOU FOR FLYING UNITED.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)YEAH. YEAH.

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)YEAH, I GOT TO AGREE.

I GOT TO AGREE.

THAT IS THE END OF THE HASHTAGWARS.