As we go to our next game,
Conspiracy on the Conspira-Seas.
It's spring break time,
which means thousandsof depraved college students
will be filing onto cruise shipsacross the seven seas.
But this year they may have toshare the decks
with another group of people
who should be separatedfrom society:
Uh, this is absolutely true.
It's a conspiracy-themed cruise.
I would literally rather be ona boat raided by Somali pirates
than floating aroundon this barge
full of gray ponytails.
According to Jezebel,the Conspira-Sea Cruise
took its maiden voyagein January. Or did it?!
I'm kidding. Uh, withthe stated goal of uncovering
the "mind-blowing truth"about Monsanto,
bee colony collapse, autism,and, of course,
why the cruise has a mysterious30:1 male-to-female ratio,
all while drinkingdouble margaritas
during '80s Karaoke Nighton Deck B.
With Isaac. Comedians,
what are some thingsyou might overhear
on a conspiracy theory cruise?In 60 seconds and begin.
-Drew.-Chocolate Tower 7 is down.
-I think it was an inside job.-All right, points.
-Andy.-Me? No, I love vaccines.
In fact, this piña coladais full of them.
All right, points. Andy.
Maybe I did take a (bleep)in the pool.
Or maybe we all took a (bleep)in the pool.
Well, I guess...
I guess that would explainall the (bleep) in the pool.
-Drew. -I wish my tummy wasas flat as the Earth.
I'm beginning to thinkthat all of the bodies of water
-are somehow connected.-All right, points.
-Andy.-I heard that Han Solo
and Indiana Jonesare the same guy.
-Drew. -Uh, meet youat the Grassy Knoll Bar.
-We're taking shots.-All right. Points. -Oh! Drew!