Extended - The Parent Rap - Fat Dads with Way Too Much Time on Their Hands - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, February 4, 2016 - Uncensored 02/04/2016 Views: 310

Scott Adsit, Annabeth Gish and Greg Proops attempt to justify cringeworthy videos of moms and dads performing rap parodies. (5:21)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE PARENTRAP, THE PARENT RAP.

NOW...

(CHEERING)THERE'S A NEW WAY FOR

OVER-COMPETITIVE PARENTS TOONE-UP EACH OTHER IN THE MOST

OBNOXIOUS WAY POSSIBLE-- PARENTRAPS.

THE CONCEPT IS SIMPLE.

MOMMIES AND DADDIES TAKE A RAPSONG THEY WANT TO RUIN FOREVER

AND EVER, AND THEY CHANGE THELYRICS TO BE ABOUT PARENTING.

HOW COULD IT FAIL?

SO, COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOWYOU A SHORT CLIP OF THE MOST

HORRIBLE PARENT RAP VIDEO, ANDFOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TO

ANSWER A QUESTION ABOUT IT.

FIRST UP, THESE PARTY ROCKERS.

>> ♪ COPTER MOMMY IN THE HOUSETONIGHT

GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT♪ EVERYTHING'S RIGHT

EVERY DAY I'M HOVERIN'...

♪ >> HARDWICK: WHAT IS THE NAME OF

THE...

I'M SORRY, GREG. I'M SORRY.

I KNOW THIS IS HARD... SOME OFIT'S HARD TO WATCH.

>> I JUST DON'T FEEL THAT WELLRIGHT NOW, CHRIS.

>> HARDWICK: I KNOW-- I FEELBAD, TOO.

WE ALL FEEL BAD, TOO.

WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS,THOUGH.

>> DO YOU FEEL LIKE MAYBE YOUMARRIED THE WRONG WOMAN?

>> YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)I WISH MY WIFE WOULD TWERK IN A

PLAYGROUND.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: UH...

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FESTIVALTHIS BAND IS HEADLINING?

SCOTT ADSIT.

>> THE GATHERING OF THEJUGGA-LOSERS.

>> HARDWICK: YES. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)ANNABETH.

>> MENOPAUSE-A-PALOOZA.

>> HARDWICK: OH, THAT'S SO GOOD!

(WHOOPING)YES. POINTS.

YES, VERY GOOD.

NEXT UP, THIS POTTY-MOUTHED MAMARAPPING ABOUT WHAT SHE DOES WHEN

THE KIDS GO TO SCHOOL.

>> ♪ DRINK MY COFFEEWHILE IT'S STILL PIPIN' HOT

READ A MAGAZINE♪ WHILE ON THE POT

SCHOOL, SCHOOLSCHOOL

THEY'RE BACK TO SCHOOL... ♪(LAUGHTER)

>> HARDWICK: I HAD TO MAKE AVIDEO-- I JUST SIT AT HOME ALL

DAY!

YOU GET TO GO TO WORK, BUT I'MJUST SITTING HERE, I'M JUST

FUCKING SITTING HERE!

(LAUGHTER)WHAT ELSE DOES SHE DO WHEN HER

KIDS AREN'T HOME?

GREG.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES,CHRIS.

(LAUGHTER)SCOTT ADSIT.

>> SHE CRIES, CHRIS, SHE FUCKINGCRIES.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS. YEAH.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)NEXT UP, SOME FAT DADS WITH WAY

TOO MUCH TIME.

♪ ZERO-TURN RADIUSMY NEIGHBORS SAY "WHAT?"

THEY BE DRIVING BY♪ PEEPING MY LANDSCAPE

YO, THESE GREENSGOT NOTHING ON MY MANSCAPE ♪

>> ♪ IT'S THE DAD LIFE >> GROSS.

>> ♪ SHOOTING VIDS OF THE KIDSIT'S THE DAD LIFE. ♪

>> HARDWICK: WELL...

I WOULD SAY THESE GUYS LOOK MORELIKE A BOY BAND THAN RAPPERS, SO

WHAT WOULD THEIR BOY BAND NAMEBE?

ANNABETH.

>> THE FLACCID STREET BOYS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS, YEAH.

POINTS.

MR. ADSIT.

>> THE THREE OF THEM ARE CALLEDONE ERECTION.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

THEY-THEY HAVE TO SHARE IT.

YEAH.

>> DON'T WE OWE AMERICA ANAPOLOGY FOR SHOWING THESE?

>> HARDWICK: YES, THE APOLOGY ISTHAT YOU'RE RIDICULING THESE

POOR PEOPLE FOR JUST DOINGSOMETHING THEY THOUGHT WAS FUN

FOR A DAY.

>> YES, SCOTT?

>> GREG, THIS IS AMERICA.

>> HARDWICK: THIS IS IT, MAN.

>> WELL, THEN THEY OWE ME AFUCKING APOLOGY.

>> DAMN RIGHT.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT UP, WE REWINDTO THESE TUPAC BABY SHAKERS.

>> ♪ MOM, MOM, SHE'S THE BOMBROCKIN' ALL NIGHT TILL THE BREAK

OF DAWN ♪>> ♪ DAD, DAD, HE'S THE MAN

WORKIN' REAL HARD TO SUPPORT THECLAN. ♪

>> HARDWICK: WORKIN' REAL HARDTO SUPPORT THE KLAN?

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> OH, NO.

>> THE REST OF THAT VIDEO...

THE REST OF THAT VIDEO ISUNAIRABLE.

>> BUT...

BUT IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE THEY'REGROWING, LIKE, A MARIJUANA

PLANT THAT... YOU KNOW?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, RIGHT THERE.

WELL, THAT'S HOW THEY'RESUPPORTING THE KLAN.

THEY'RE SELLING...

UH, ALSO...

I MEAN, YOU DON'T MATCH THATDISHWASHER WITH THIS CABINETRY.

I MEAN, THIS IS...

THIS IS ALL WRONG.

THIS-THIS FAILS ON SO MANYLEVELS.

AND THERE HE IS IN THEBACKGROUND, LOOKING AT REDTUBE

OR WHATEVER, NOT FUCKING...

PAYING ATTENTION.

WHAT IS A... WHAT IS A CONDITIONOF THEIR INEVITABLE DIVORCE?

GREG PROOPS.

>> SHE GETS THE MURDER, HE GETSTHE SUICIDE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

SCOTT ADSIT.

>> UH, SHE GETS THE HOUSE, HEGETS THE BOAT, AND THE STATE OF

CALIFORNIA GETS THE KIDS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

GOOD.

THESE KIDS ARE KLAN PROPERTYNOW.

NOW... I MEAN, I KNOW SHE MEANT"FAMILY CLAN", LIKE, CLAN, BUT

YOU STILL DON'T SAY THAT.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.