Locomercials - I Don't Think I Can Have Kids Now

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After seeing a still from a low-budget local ad, Ryan Pinkston, Ashley Tisdale and Lauren Lapkus guess what unnerving thing will happen next. (4:29)

IT'S NOW TIME TO PLAY"LOCOMERCIALS."

ONE BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUTYOUTUBE IT HOW IT PRESERVED THE

LOWEST IN LOW-BUDGETCOMMERCIALS.

THESE SMALL BUSINESSES MAY HAVEONLY SPENT 50 BUCKS MAKING THESE

ADS, BUT THEY DESERVE TO LIVE ONAS IF THEY'D SPENT 60.

COMEDIANS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOUA LOCAL BUSINESS, AND FOR 250

POINTS, I WANT YOU TO GUESS WHATHAPPENS IN THEIR COMMERCIAL.

FIRST ONE, THIS IT BUSINESSCALLED COMPUTER NERDZ.

DOES THEIR AD FEATURE A POSSE OFNERDS LAUGHING HAUNTINGLY IN

UNISON?

ORA POSSE OF NERDS SILENTLY DOING

THE WAVE IN AN EMPTY OFFICE?>>I'M JUST PRESSING IT SO HE

DOESN'T GET IT. I'M GONNA COMEUP WITH IT. LET'S SEE, UH...

A POSSE OF NERDS SILENTLYDOING THE WAVE IN AN EMPTY

OFFICE?>>CHRIS: OKAY LET'S FIND OUT.

>> OK, WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? MYNAME IS JAMES, AND I'M AFRAID OF

COMPUTERS.

CALL 1-800-NERD AND WE'LL SENDTHE NERD RIGHT OVER.

( LAUGHING )( APPLAUSE )

( LAUGHING )( APPLAUSE )

>> THAT'S MY ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE.

THIS CLEVELAND AREA FURLNTURESTORE AD, DOES IT FEATURE A

FURNITURE SALESMAN UNDER ADINNER TABLE PLEASING CUSTOMERS

>>ASHLEY!>>CHRIS: YOU JUST GOT VERY

EXCITED AT THAT GUY'S FACE.

ORA FURNITURE SALESMAN EMERGING

FROM THE WOMB. WHAT DO YOU THINKTHAT'S GONNA BE,

ASHLEY?

>> A FURNITURE SALESMAN EMERGINGFROM THE WOMB?

>> CHRIS: LET'S FIND OUT.

( SCREAMING )>> MY NAME IS MARC, AND YOU CAN

COUNT ON US.

>> I DON'T THINK I CAN HAVE KIDSNOW.

>> HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE'SCOMING OUT.

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO GORIGHT BACK IN.

"I'M NOT DONE!"THIS AD FOR AN IDAHO MUSTARD

COMPANY.

DOES IT INVOLVE TWO GIRLSGETTING IN A SEXY CATFIGHT OVER

A JAR OF MUSTARD--YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO BOX

EVERYONE ELSE OUT--

OR A PHONE SEX OPERATOR ASKING AHOT DOG WHAT IT'S WEARING?

>> I'M STEALING THIS.

A PHONE SEX OPERATOR ASKING AHOT DOG WHAT IT'S WEARING?

>> NO!

>> STEAL IT!

>> NO, TWO GIRLS GETTING INTO ACAT FIGHT.

>> CHRIS: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

LAUREN TRIED TO GO WITH THEUNPRECEDENTED STEAL.

>> LOVE IT!

>> CHRIS: WHOEVER IS RIGHT GETSTHE POINTS.

DOES THAT SEEM FAIR?

>> YEAH.

>> IS THERE A THIRD OPTION?

>> NO, ( BLEEP ), WAY.

>> CHRIS: NO THIRD OPTION.

LET'S FIND OUT.

>> HEY!

SAVE ME SOME WAGNER'S IDAHOMUSTARD.

>> YEAH, RIGHT.

>> DON'T FORGET THE SASSY.

>> CHRIS: I THINK ASHLEY GETSTHE POINTS. I'M NOT 100% SURE

WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE.

YAY!

>> THIS IS HORRIBLE!

>> CHRIS: I JUST WANT TO SEE ITPAN DOWN AND HAVE THE GUY COME

OUT AND GO, "WHAT'S ALL THECOMMOTION!"

NEXT ONE: THIS PITTSBURGH KIADEALERSHIP.

IS THEIR SPOKESPERSON CARROT TOPOR GARY BUSEY?

>> OH!

NO!

>> CHRIS: LAUREN IS VERY UPSET.

RYAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?

>>JUST 'CAUSE I LOVE GARYBUSEY,

I'M GONNA GO WITH GARY BUESEY.

>> CHRIS: LET'S FIND OUT.

>> THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE THING,AIN'T IT?

I MEAN THE CAR.

I'M GARY BUSEY AND I JUST METTHE PARTY PATROL, AND THEY'VE

SHOWN ME 'ROUND THIS TOWN, AND

I KNOW I'M GONNA BE STAYING AWHILE.

>>CENTURY III KIA>>TELL THEM GARY SENT YA.

>> I LOVE THAT.

>> CHRIS: THIS IS THE LEASTSCARY THING IN THIS PICTURE.

LAST ONE:THIS TORONTO JEWELRY RESALE

BUSINESS.

DOES THIS OLD MAN DANCE LIKE AHORNDOG WHILE CALLING HIMSELF

"THE CASH MAN"OR

DIVE INTO A SEA OF FAKE GOLDJEWELRY LIKE A FAITHLESS SCROOGE

MCDUCK?

LAUREN.

>> OH!

OH!

DANCE LIKE A HORNDOG.

>> CHRIS: LET'S FIND OUT.

>> I LOVE GOLD.

BRING ME YOUR OLD GOLD, AND I'LLGIVE ME CASH BECAUSE...

♪ I'M THE CASH MAN ♪>> YES!

I GOT ONE!