The Little Prince - The Royal Birthday Boy

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To celebrate Prince George's second birthday, Ashley Williams, Adam Goldberg and Jade Catta-Preta come up with appropriate gifts for the privileged toddler. (1:21)

THE LITTLE PRINCE.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Chris: IF YOU WERE UP THISMORNING YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED A

SUDDEN CHILL IN THE AIR AND AGREEN LIGHT ON THE EASTERN

HORIZON.

THAT'S BECAUSE PRINCE GEORGETURNED TWO YEARS OLD TODAY.

ONE YEAR CLOSER TO SUPREME RULEAND CLOAKING THE EARTH IN

DARKNESS.

HERE HE IS IN A BATTLE BLOUSEAND BEARING HIS BRAND NEW FANGS.

UNTIL NOW, BRITISH TAXPAYERSHAVE PROVIDED LITTLE GEORGE

EVERYTHING HE NEEDS TOMAINTAIN HIS BLOOD-BORN RIGHT

TO RULE THEM ALL, BUT I'M SURETHEY MISSED SOMETHING.

SO, COMEDIANS,

WHAT ARE GIFTS TO BESTOW ONTHIS INSANELY RICH 2-YEAR-OLD

WHO HAS EVERYTHING? LET'S PUT 60SECONDS ON THE CLOCK AND BEGIN.

ASHLEY.

>> JUST ONE NIGHT WITH DORA THEEXPLORER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> A [BEEP] CROWN FOR HIS [BEEP]HEAD.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> DIRECT SUNLIGHT.

Chris: POINTS.

>> BABY WIPES, MOISTENED WITHPEASANT TEARS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> A BOUNCY ACTUAL CASTLE.

>> A CURE FOR HEMOPHILIA.

>> A KILO OF PURE COCAINE.

>> A SWIFFER TO DUST HISGRANDMOTHER.

>> Chris: JADE.

>> HIS FORESKIN BACK.