Extended - The Bible Rules! - Bro-ier-than-Thou - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, August 6, 2015 - Uncensored 08/06/2015 Views: 716

Inspired by Chris's misreading of a TV series title, Aubrey Plaza, Paul Scheer and Rob Huebel preach the teachings of The Gospel According to Awesome. (1:58)

WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, THEBIBLE RULES!

YOU KNOW, I THINK THE BEST PARTOF NETFLIX IS PROBABLY SCROLLING

MINDLESSLY THROUGH HYPNOTICMENUS FOR AT LEAST 40 MINUTES

BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY PICKANYTHING TO WATCH.

AND MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN WATCHANYTHING.

LIKE, YOUR MOVIE-WATCHING FORTHE NIGHT WAS JUST FUCKING

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, AND THENYOU'RE LIKE, "WELL, NOW I'M

TIRED.

I TOOK AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEYTHROUGH LOOKING AT-AT BOX ART."

UH, BUT THIS DIGITAL ODYSSEYTHROUGH DIRECT-TO-DVD JASON

STATHAM MOVIES AND CONSPIRACYDOCUMENTARIES CAN SOMETIMES MESS

WITH YOUR HEAD.

FOR INSTANCE, I RAN ACROSS THISHISTORY CHANNEL SERIES CALLED

THE BIBLE RULES, WHICH MY BRAINAUTOMATICALLY CHANGED TO THE

BIBLE RULES!

SO, COMEDIANS...

THIS EDGY, BRO-IER-THAN-THOUVERSION COULD BE THE MAKEOVER

THAT DUSTY OLD TOME NEEDS.

WHAT ARE SOME PASSAGES WE MIGHTSEE IN THIS MORE EXTREME GOSPEL?

LET'S PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN.

(BELL DINGS)YES, PAUL.

>> THOU SHALL NOT SEND DICK PICSUNLESS I'M TOTALLY SURE SHE'S

INTO ME.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)ROB HUEBEL.

>> FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLDTHAT HE GAVE US THAT STANK WEED,

BRO.

JOHN 4:20.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)UH, YES, AUBREY.

>> UH, THOU SHALT BACK DAT ASSUP, GIRL.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)YES, AUBREY.

>> UH, THOU SHALT NOT GIVE AFUCK...

>> HARDWICK: Y...

POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)UH, ROB.

>> THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHERGODS BUT NICKELBACK, BRO!

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)AUBREY.

>> UM, THY SHALL KEEP HOLY THYSHARK WEEK.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD ONE.

THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOODONE.

(BELL DINGS)PAUL.

>> THOU SHALL NOT TALK ABOUTGAME OF THRONES IF THOU HAVE

READ THE BOOK AND ME THOU HAVEONLY WATCHED THINE TV SHOW.

>> HARDWICK: OH, THAT WAS WELLDONE-- POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)ROB.

>> THOU SHALT LOVE THOSE TIG OL'BITTIES, RIGHT, BRO?

>> HARDWICK: RIGHT.

POINTS.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)