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To commemorate the anniversary of Windows 1.0, Guy Branum, Diedrich Bader and Janet Varney rewrite history using emojis and memes. (2:31)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERING)GUYS...

GET READY TO GET EXCITED.

THIS WEEK MARKS THE ANNIVERSARYOF WINDOWS 1.0!

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)>> WOMAN: OH, WOW.

>> HARDWICK (LAUGHS): "OH, WOW."

SOMEONE SAID, "OH, WOW."

THIS WAS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,YOUNG MILLENNIAL GIRL.

THIS IS THE OPERATING SYSTEMTHAT CHANGED COMPUTERS AS WE

KNOW THEM.

NOW, I KNOW THIS LOOKS VERYPRIMITIVE TO SOME OF YOU, SO I

SHOULD POINT OUT THAT THIS ISACTUALLY AN EARLY PORN SITE.

THIS IS HOW WE...

(LAUGHTER)THESE ARE ALL VERY DIRTY FILES.

(LAUGHTER)>> IT'S GOT A HOLE RIGHT THERE.

(LAUGHTER)I CAN SEE THAT FROM HERE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH! YEAH, YOU'REGONNA DOWNLOAD THAT ONTO YOUR

C-DRIVE!

>> OH, YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: MINESWEEPER AND

FREECELL, MAN.

>> FREECELL!

>> HARDWICK: THOSE WERE THE DAYSON WINDOWS WHEN GRANDMA AND I

USED TO RIDE TO THE COMPUTER ONA HORSEBACK.

(LAUGHTER)UH, IN HONOR OF THIS MOMENTOUS

DAY IN THE HISTORY OF COMPUTING,TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS:

INTERNETTHEPAST.

INTERNETTHEPAST.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE...

COLUMBUS DISCOVERS AMERICAONLINE, OR THE BRITISH ARE

FAPPING, THE BRITISH AREFAPPING.

(LAUGHTER)I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

GUY BRANUM.

>> HARPSICHORD CAT.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. DIEDRICH.

>> HADRIAN'S WHAAAT?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

JANET VARNEY.

>> LET THEM TWEET CAKE EMOJI.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JANET.

>> ONE OF BY LAND, TWO IN THESTINK.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

>> I'M SORRY.

>> HARDWICK: GUY.

>> THE TREATY OF VER... (SIGHS).

>> WHA...?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: WHAT WAS THAT?

OH, VERSAILLES! HE WAS SIGHING.

HE WAS SIGHING.

IT WAS ACTED OUT. POINTS.

SORRY. DIEDRICH.

>> I GOT ONE.

(LAUGHTER)WIKIPEDIA OF ALEXANDRIA.

>> HARDWICK: YES, PERFECT.

POINTS. JANET.

>> OM-JESUS'S CRUCIFIXION.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)>> THE PHOTOBOMBING OF PEARL

HARBOR.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS!

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)VERY GOOD.

JANET.

>> MARTIN LUTHER KING'S...

"I CAN HAS DREAM" SPEECH?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: OH...

>> JUST BAD.

JUST BAD.

SHAME!

>> HARDWICK: I WILL... GIVE YOUPOINTS FOR THAT.