Growing Up Geisel - Oh, the Bushes You'll Grow!

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It's Dr. Seuss Day, so Jen Kirkman, Baratunde Thurston and Doug Benson celebrate by coming up with some adult-themed books from the children's author. (1:20)

AS WE GO TO THE NEXT GAMEGROWING UP GEISEL.

GROWING UP GEISEL.

IT'S DR. SEUSS DAY TODAY, ISAY. OH, YAY!

HONORING THE BELOVED CHILDREN'SAUTHOR BEHIND THE CAT IN THE

HAT, HOW THE GRINCH STOLECHRISTMAS AND THIS LESSER-KNOWN

ADULT THEMED BOOK FROM THESEVENTIES, "THE SEVEN LADY

GODIVAS," ABOUT SEVEN NUDISTSISTERS.

OH THE BUSHES YOU WILL GROW.

AS A TRIBUTE TO THIS MASTER OFPOETRY WHOM WE LOVED AS KIDS AND

STILL ADMIRE AS ADULTS, I WANTYOU TO COME UP WITH AS MANY

GROWNUP DR. SEUSS BOOKS AS YOUCAN.

IN 60 SECONDS AND BEGIN!

DOUG BENSON.

>> PUSSY IN THE HAT.

>> CHRIS: OH, GOD. POINTS.JESUS.

BARATUNDE.

>> SNEATCHES GETS STEATCHES.

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS.

JEN KIRKMAN,

>> ONE FISH, TWO FISH, RED WINEDOESN'T GO WITH WHITEFISH.

>> CHRIS: OKAY, POINTS.

JEN AGAIN.

>> OH, ALL THE PLACES YOU WILLGO IN A THERAPY SESSION.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BARATUNDE.

>> ONE IN THE FISH, TWO IN THESTINK.

>> Chris: POINTS.

REALLY? TWO IN THE STINK?

I THINK YOU WOULD APPRECIATE ITIF IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

DOUG BENSON.

>> HORTON HATES THE JEWS?

>> Chris: NO HE DOESN'T.