Extended - #HashtagWars - #FloridaAMovie - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, March 3, 2016 - Uncensored 03/03/2016 Views: 134

On the 171st anniversary of Florida's statehood, Megan Neuringer, Barry Rothbart and Chris D'Elia bring the Sunshine State to the big screen. (1:45)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING)EXACTLY 171 YEARS AND 3,000

ALLIGATOR LICKIN'S AGO, THEGLORIOUS LAND OF FLORIDA BECAME

OUR 27TH STATE WHEN PRESIDENTJOHN TYLER GRABBED HIS

RATTLESNAKE PEN, THREW ON HISSENOR FROG'S NOVELTY T-SHIRT AND

SAID, "BY THE POWER VESTED INME, I DECLARE THIS THE MOST

BAT-SHIT INSANE STATE OF THEUNION!

NOW, GIVE ME MY FUCKIN' METH!"SO... IN HONOR...

(APPLAUSE)THAT'S A FAIRLY DIRECT QUOTE.

FAIRLY DIRECT QUOTE.

SO IN CELEBRATION OF OUR MOSTBELOVED SWAMP WITH A GOVERNOR,

WE'RE GONNA GIVE HOLLYWOOD AFLORIDA TWIST WITH TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG FLORIDAAMOVIE.

FLORIDAAMOVIE.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: RAIDERS OFTHE LOST BATH SALTS.

AND: THE HATEFUL STATE.

LET'S GET 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK, AND BEGIN.

MEGAN NEURINGER.

>> DON'T TELL MOM THEBABYSITTER'S CASEY ANTHONY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER, GROANS)VERY... VERY GOOD.

BARRY ROTHBART.

>> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LASTSUMMER-- FUCKED YOUR COUSIN.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

CHRIS D'ELIA.

>> LORD OF THE RINGWORM.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BARRY.

>> THIS IS 40... GRAMS OF METH.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

MEGAN.

>> HOW STELLA GOT HER KIDS BACK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

MEGAN.

>> WHEN HARRY METH'D SALLY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

CHRIS.

>> LAP DANCES WITH WOLVES.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. VERY GOOD.

CHRIS.

>> ALL DOGS GO TO UNDERGROUNDFIGHT CLUBS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

CHRIS.

>> STOP, OR GEORGE ZIMMERMANWILL SHOOT.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(APPLAUSE, SHOUTING)POINTS. UH, MEGAN.

>> UH, LOCK, STOCK AND TWOSMOKING PREGNANT STRIPPERS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, GROANS)BARRY.

>> I ONCE TRIED TO FUCK ACROCODILE DUNDEE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.