Extended - #HashtagWars - #FailedCharities

Extended - Thursday, November 13, 2014 - Uncensored 11/13/2014 Views: 2,316

In honor of National Philanthropy Day, Deputy Wiegel, Deputy Junior and Lieutenant Dangle come up with terrible aid organizations that nobody would support. (1:13)

(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)WELL NOW, IT'S TIME FOR

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG WARS.

(CHEERING)SATURDAY, I'M SURE YOU KNOW,

IS PHILANTHROPY DAY.

IT'S A GREAT TIME TO GIVE TO AWORTHY CHARITY, SO IN HONOR OF

THIS IMPORTANT DAY, LET'S COMEUP WITH SOME CHARITIES THAT

AREN'T WORTHY IN TONIGHT'S#FAILEDCHARITIES.

(AUDIENCE GROANING)EXAMPLES MIGHT BE THE AMERICAN

CELLULITE SOCIETY.

OR... THE NATIONAL ALLIANCE OFBACNE.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK STARTING NOW AND GO.

(BELL DINGS)DANGLE?

>> BOY TOYS FOR TOTS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

TRAVIS?

>> A PARTNERSHIP FOR A DRUG-FREECOACHELLA.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

TRAVIS AGAIN.

>> DOCTORS WITHOUT CREDENTIALS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)GODDAMN IT. TRAVIS.

>> UH, BEND OVER AND MAKE A WISHFOUNDATION.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

YES, WIEGEL.

>> SAVE A KID, PUNCH A PUPPY.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

DANGLE.

>> RACE FOR THE CURE ANDDEPECHE MODE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS.

WIEGEL.

>> INEXPENSIVE MAMMOGRAMS FROM ADUDE IN A VAN.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, POINTS.

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