Fox News Apologies - Our Bad

Tuesday, January 20, 2015 01/20/2015 Views: 373

Fox News was forced to apologize for an absurd falsehood made on air, so Jonah Ray, Ben Kronberg and Ali Wong come up with other corrections the network should issue. (1:28)

>> Chris: IT'S TIME FOR OUR NEXTGAME FOX NEWS APOLOGIES,

FOX NEWS APOLOGIES.

>> Chris: IN KEEPING WITH THETHEME OF OUR HASHTAG RICH PEOPLE

PROBLEMS, FOX NEWS DID THEUNTHINKABLE LAST WEEKEND WHEN

IT APOLOGIZED FORGETTINGSOMETHING WRONG.

BUT WHAT?

BUT HOW?

BUT WHA?

FOX CLAIMED THAT CERTAINS ARESOF MAJOR EUROPEAN CITIES HAD

MUSLIM NO-GO ZONES, WHERESHARIA LAW WAS IN EFFECT.

THIS WAS, OF COURSE, TOTAL BULL[BEEP] AND FOX WAS FORCED TO

KICKINGLY AND SCREAMINGLY SAY ITWAS REAL SORRY.

GOOD ON, YOU ASSHOLES.

SO COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO GIVEME AS MANY OTHER FOX NEWS

APOLOGIES AS YOU CAN.

EXAMPLES INCLUDE, SORRY FORSAYING OBAMA WAS FROM

KENYA.

J.K.

OR, SHOULDN'T OF CALLED FOR ARACE WAR, OUR BAD.

I'M GONNA -- YEAH. IT'S FOXNEWS, I DIDN'T DO IT.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN.

YES, JONAH RAY.

>> SORRY FOR CALLING OURSELVES ANEWS ORGANIZATION.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

BEN.

>> SORRY FOR ENABLING ALL THERACISTS AND BIGOTS IN YOUR LIFE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

ALI .

>> OH, SNAP THE EARTH IS ROUND,OUR BAD.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BEN.

>> SORRY IT'S ACTUALLY SPELLEDF-A-U-X.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JONAH.

>> WE'RE SORRY FOR ALL PEOPLETHAT USED TO THINK DENNIS MILLER

WAS FUNNY.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

ALI.

>> SORRY WE'RE NOT SORRY.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.