#HashtagWars - #BeforeTwitterI

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To celebrate the ninth anniversary of the first tweet, Rick Glassman, Bianca Kajlich and Ron Funches reminisce about a time before Twitter. (1:49)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'SHASHTAG WARS.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: THIS SATURDAY MARCH21ST IS THE NINTH ANNIVERSARY OF

THE FIRST EVER TWEET, OF COURSESENT BY JACK DORSEY, FOUNDER

OF TWITTER BACK WHEN THECOMPANY COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY

ANY VOWELS.

SO IN HONOR OF THIS ANNIVERSARY,TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS

#BeforeTwitterI -- AWW.

OH, BEFORE TWITTER EXAMPLESMIGHT BE DID NOT KNOW THE

(BLEEP) THAT GUY'S DAD SAYS ORGOT IN FEWER CAR ACCIDENTS.

OR WALKED AROUND SHOUTING WHEREIS THE FOOD TRUCK?

SO I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK STARTING NOW AND

BEGIN. -- RICK GLASSMAN.

>> BEFORE TWITTER I TRUSTED JACKWITH MY IDEA FOR TWITTER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BIANCA.

>> WAS NEVER CALLED BAE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

RON FUNCHES.

>> DIDN'T KNOW WHICH OF MYFRIENDS WERE RACIST.

>> Chris: RICK.

>> HAD FRIENDS AND HOBBIES.

>> Chris: POINTS.

RON.

>> I KNEW WHAT COLOR HER DRESSWAS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

RICK.

>> I STILL DIDN'T GET LAID.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BIANCA.

>> NEVER MASTURBATED TO CHRISHARDWICK.

>> Chris: WHAT? POINTS.

OH! I AM GOING TO SEND YOUTHOSE "SINGLED OUT" VHS TAPES.

RON FUNCHES.

>> HAD THE MOST EXCLUSIVE TOPEIGHT IN ALL OF MYSPACE.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

RICK.

>> DIDN'T REALIZE HOW FEW FANS IACTUALLY HAD.

>> Chris: POINTS.

RON.

>> STALKED CHRIS HARDWICK THEOLD-FASHIONED WAY.

>> Chris: YAY!