Better Call Someone Else - I Need a Hook

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After seeing unorthodox billboard ads for lawyers, Bob Odenkirk, Mike Mitchell and Mike Hanford come up with better catchphrases for the desperate attorneys. (3:54)

NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY"BETTER CALL SOMEONE ELSE."

BY THE WAY, HOW DOES THE FIRSTSEASON END OF BETTER CALL SAUL.

>> IT'S A DREAM.

>> CHRIS: OKAY, GOOD. PERECT.

ONCE YOU HAVE SEEN ONE LAWYERYOU HAVE SEEN THEM ALL.

BUT OUR FAVORITES LIKE SAULGOODMAN FROM BREAKING BAD STAND

OUT BECAUSE OF THEIR AMAZINGCAMPAIGNS.

SO, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU A REALCAMPAIGN FROM SOMEONE THAT

ACTUALLY HAS A REAL LIFE LEGALDEGREE OF SOME TYPE.

AND FOR 250 POINTS, YOU HAVE TOCOME UP WITH A MORE APPROPRIATE

CATCHPHRASE FOR THEM.

FIRST, YOUR UNCLE AND HIS PETBEAGLES.

YES, MIKE.

>> GUESS WHERE MY FINGERS ARE INTHIS PICTURE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

POINTS.

YEAH, THOSE ARE FINGER PUPPIES.

>> THEY ARE NOW, CHRIS.>> CHRIS: MITCH.

>> WE'VE SPENT YEARS DEFENDINGHUMANS LIKE THIS ONE.

[LAUGHING]

>> CHRIS: ALRIGHT POINTS, MITCH.BOB.

>> ONE OF US IS A LAWYER.

>> CHRIS: YOU DECIDE WHICH ONE.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> CHRIS: FREE CONSULTATION FORTRUCK, CAR, MOTORCYCLE CRASHES,

WRONGFUL DEATH CAT.

NEXT ONE THE LAWYER WITH THEFORMER WRESTLER ON THE

BILLBOARD.

YES, BOB.

>> BAD HAIR CUT? I WILL MAKE ITRAIN.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

POINTS.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> CHRIS: NEXT ONE TWO MIDDLEAGED WOMEN WHO GO ON TRIPS

TOGETHER, BUT THEY'RE JUSTFRIENDS.

BOB.

>> RELENTLESS AND SHRILL.=ATTORNEYS AT LAW.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

[LAUGHING]

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FALLINGOUT OF THE PICTURE.

OR THE CAMERA WAS GOING DOWN.

>> CHRIS: YOU KNOW -- IT SAYSEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN.

THE WEBSITE ISEVERARGUEWOMEN.COM.

I DIDN'T KNOW WOMEN COULD BESEXIST TOWARDS WOMEN.

THAT'S SO STRANGE, MITCH.

>> WE STAY PROFESSIONAL EVENWHEN THE JURY STARTS CHANTING

"KISS, KISS, KISS."

>> CHRIS: POINTS. POINTS.

>> HEY, HEY. AND SO DO WE.

AUDIENCE CHANTS KISS! KISS! KISS!

>> WOW.

>> I ONLY HALF WENT FOR IT, HEREALLY WENT FOR IT.

HE'S GOT MITCHELL BEARD HAIR INHIS TEETH --

>> CHRIS: MIKE -->> CHECK THAT OFF THE BUCKET

LIST.

>> CHRIS: MIKE.

WE'RE ACTUALLY BOTH MARRIEDTO MEN, ALTHOUGH THAT'S NONE OF

ANYONE'S BUSINESS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS, POINTS.

ALRIGHT.

HOW ABOUT MR. CLEAN HERE.

HOW ABOUT MR. CLEAN.

[LAUGHING]

MY BALD LAWYER, I NEED A HOOK.

MITCH.

>> I'M NOT REALLY BALD IT'S JUSTTHE CHEMO.

>> CHEMO.

>> CHRIS: NO POINTS.

>> OH.

>> CHRIS: MIKE.

>> HEY, TEENS.

PLEASE GRAFFITI MY BILLBOARD.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

LOOK AT ALL THE REAL ESTATE.

THINK OF ALL THE PLACES YOU CANPAINT DICKS ON HERE.

BOB.

>> DUI, MR. BOND.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

POINTS.