Thug Life or Hug Life? - That Was Take Four

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After looking at an image of an adorable kid, Julie Klausner, Bobcat Goldthwait and Jonah Ray decide if the child's about to unleash a salvo of swears or a bunch of bear hugs. (3:49)

NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY "THUG LIFEOR HUG LIFE?"

>> IF YOU DON'T KNOW "UNEXPECTEDTHUG LIFE"

THEN YOU DON'T KNOW ( BLEEP ).

IT'S A CLASSIC INTERNET MEMETHAT EXPOSED SEEMINGLY INNOCENT

KIDS FOR THE HARD-ASSMOTHERSUCKERS THEY ARE.

THIS IS WHAT THUG LIFE IS ALLABOUT.

>> SAY HELLO TO THE CAMERA.

HELLO MOTHER(BLEEP).

>> I NEVER WANTED TO BE A FATHERUNTIL RIGHT NOW.

>> CHRIS: COMEDIANS I'M GOING TOSHOW YOU A STILL OF SOMETHING

ADORABLE AND FOR 250 POINTS, IWANT YOU TO TELL ME IF THEY'RE

CUTE LITTLE THUGS OR CUTE LITTLEHUGS.

THE FIRST ONE, THIS GODDAMNGINGER.

>> I'M GOING TO GO THUG LIFE.

>> CHRIS: LET'S SEE.

>> EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH. SHUTTHE (BLEEP) UP.

>> I HAVE TO GIVE RICHIECUNNINGHAM CREDIT FOR SAYING,

"EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE.

SHUT THE ( BLEEP ) UP!" HE'SVERY POLITE.

>> THAT'S MY GINGE.

>> CHRIS: OH MY GOD, THERE'S TWOOF YA.

>> CHRIS: NEXT ONE.

HOW ABOUT THESE ADORABLECHILDREN?

JONAH?

>> HUG LIFE.

>> CHRIS: I THINK YOU MAY BESURPRISED.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> AS SOON AS HE STARTEDMUTTERING, THE BABY SHOULD HAVE

BEEN TAKEN AWAY.

LIKE ANY WOMAN KNOWS AS SOON ASA GUY IS MUTTERING ON THE

SUBWAY, YOU SWITCH CARS.

>> I DID NOT EXPECT THAT.

THAT WAS SO ( BLEEP )ED UP.

>> CHRIS: THEY'RE FINE,PROBABLY.

>> I FEEL BAD FOR THE PARENTTHAT FILMS IT AND JUST GOES,

"THUG LIFE MEME."

>> DON'T WORRY, WE'LL MAKEANOTHER ONE.

>> THAT WAS TAKE FOUR.

>> IT WAS A WHOLE BUCKET OFBABIES THEY WERE GOING THROUGH.

A BUCKET OF BABIES.

NEXT ONE, WHAT ABOUT THIS MATHWHIZ?

THUG LIFE OR HUG LIFE?

JULIE?

>> I'M GOING TO HOPE HUG LIFE.

>> I LOVE HOW PEOPLE ARE TELLINGME I'M, LIKE, TWO-NINE YEARS

OLD.

I'M ELEVEN, SO SHUT THE (BLEEP)UP.

THIS LI'L SELFIE.

THUG LIFE OR HUG LIFE?

>> JONAH?

>> THUG LIFE BECAUSE HE LOOKSLIKE A YOUNG EMINEM.

>> "HEY KIDS, ARE YOU READY FOR"MODERN WARFARE 3"? WELL,

YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO PLAYIT, SO GET THE (BLEEP) OFF."

>> HE ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT.

HE ALMOST WENT HUG.

>> I THINK THAT'S HUG LIFE.

>> CHRIS: HE WAS ON THE BORDEROF HUG AND WENT STRAIGHT INTO

THUG.

SHUT THE ( BLEEP ) UP.

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING SO YOURPARENTS WON'T HEAR

WHEN YOU WILL PUT IT ON THEINTERNET?

THIS ONE MAY SURPRISE YOU.

THUG LIFE OR HUG LIFE?

>> I'LL SAY THUG LIFE BECAUSETHEY'VE ALL BEEN THUG LIFE.

>> WHAT DID YOULEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY?

HE LEARNED NOT TO GO PEE PEE INYOUR PANTS, HUH?

YAYY, GOOD JOB!