90s Cartoons Make a Comeback

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Brandon Johnson, Dan Harmon and Tom Kenny update plotlines for reboots of beloved 90s cartoons. (2:10)

In these...

In these very dark times,

when there will no long bean @midnight

and Kid Rockcould soon be making laws

and malt liquor dookieson the Senate floor,

giant icebergs are breaking freefrom their ancient moors

and hauling ass to Miami,

and health caremight soon just be

Trump just throwing pills outthe window of Air Force One.

Now we're all besiegedby the creeping premonition

that death will beckon soonerthan we thought

and that the only sounds leftto echo in our skulls

will be unholy wailingand gnashing of teeth.

But don't worry,because every cartoon

from the '90sis getting a reboot! Yeah!

-(cheers and applause)-Yeah. (whoops)

-Yeah.-I'm in that one. Mm.

HARDWICK: Uh, anyway,we can all wrap ourselves

in a warm nostalgia parkafor a few minutes

'cause every cartoon we lovedas a kid will soon be back

to remind us of a time when lifewas like a box of chocolates.

On the horizon, we got newinstallments of DuckTales,

We got your Animaniacs, your Hey Arnold!

-Rocko's Modern Life. -(cheers and applause)

Where...

-TOM KENNY: That was a hoot!-The updated titular...

-(laughter)-The updated tit...

-Did you do a voice on Rocko's Modern...? -KENNY: I did.

-That was my first series.Heffer. Yeah. -You were Heffer.

(applause and cheering)

-HARDWICK: You were Heffer.-I'm in the spotlight.

HARDWICK: Anyway,this is all updated, and

the updated character willreportedly listen to dubstep

and pound energy drinks.

Basically, everything you'd doat a baby shower in New Jersey.

So, comedians,if classic cartoon characters

keep getting crammeddown our modern age holes,

what is the plot lineof a reboot

that you would like to see?Uh, Brandon.

Uh, Fat Albert goes to jailfor what he did to those women.

HARDWICK:All right.

-Points.-(cheers and applause)

Yup.

-(as Fat Albert): Hey, hey.Oops! -(laughter)

HARDWICK:Tom Kenny.

He-Man can't servein the armed forces

-'cause he used to be She-Ra.-All right, points. Very good.

-(applause and cheering)-Points.

(in cartoon voice): By the powerof Castle Pig Skull.

HARDWICK:Dan Harmon.

Thundercats, but with dogs,so Dog-cats is...

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: Yes, points.

-...what I'm pitching.-Yeah. -HARDWICK: Yes.

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