It's now timefor the Hashtag Wars.
Tuesday wasNational Spouses Day,
when people take some timeto celebrate their spouses.
It's kind of likeValentine's Day,
except instead of goingon a romantic date,
you watch The X-Files and youpass out on your marital bed.
You can do it next week!
Uh, but since the word "spouse"seems kind of antiquated
these days,we thought we'd open it up
and help people celebratetheir significant others
with the hashtag tonight,BaeIn3Words. BaeIn3Words.
Examples might be:"anime body pillow,"
or "my drug dealer,"
and... "actually a cat."
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Ryan Stout.-Charges per hour.
-Esther.-Orders extra fries.
James Earl Jones.
-Esther.-Is a hedgehog.
-Billy Ray Cyrus.-Points.
-Brandon.-Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
-Points.-(laughter, whooping, cheering)
Uh... cries during sex.
Points. Ryan Stout.