#HashtagWars - #BreakupIn5Words

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Breaking up is hard to do, so Michelle Beadle, Rick Glassman and Brent Morin let their significant others down gently using just five words. (1:39)

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S

#HASHTAGWARS.

>> Chris: THIS IS FUN/AWFUL.

[ APPLAUSE ]

THERE'S A NEW WEB SERVICE CALLED

thebreakupshop.com, WHICH FOR

JUST $10 DOLLARS AND A PIECE OF

YOUR SOUL, WILL END A

RELATIONSHIP FOR YOU BY SENDING

A BREAK-UP TEXT LIKE THIS:

"HI STEPHANIE, WE'RE SENDING

THIS MESSAGE ON BEHALF OF DANNY.

WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT

DANNY IS BREAKING UP WITH YOU."

[BEEP] DANNY.

WE THINK YOU CAN DO ONE BETTER

BY BREAKING UP IN A MUCH

SHORTER TEXT.

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS:

#BREAKUPIN5WORDS.

EXAMPLES: "GETTING BACK WITH

YOUR BROTHER!" AND "MY FERRETS

NEED MORE ROOM"

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK.

BEGIN.

RICK.

>> I'M HOLDING OUT FOR KOBE.

>> WOW.

Chris: BRENT.

>>

>> DING DING DING I'M GAY.

Chris: MICHELLE.

>> YOUR DAD IS A GOOD KISSER.

Chris: BRENT.

>> MY SHOW IS CALLED UNDATABLE.

Chris: POINTS.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: RICK.

>> YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH THE FACT

THAT I CAN'T COUNT TO 5.

>> Chris: POINTS.

WELL PLAYED.

THAT WAS A SOLID JOKE.

MICHELLE.

>> IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO

EVERYONE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

BRENT.

[LAUGHING]

>> MOTHER DOESN'T WANT ME

DATING.

>> Chris: POINTS.

MICHELLE.

>> YOU WILL MISS MY DUTCH OVEN.

>> BOY.

>> I THINK YOU'RE ONLY 17.

Chris: POINTS.

BRENT.

>> ME GOT GREEN CARD, BYE.

Chris: PERFECT.