Will Sing for Votes - Insane Songs From Pathologically Enthusiastic Supporters

Wednesday, October 14, 2015 10/14/2015 Views: 196

After watching music videos made by ardent supporters of 2016 presidential candidates, Brent Weinbach, Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome introduce the musicians to the world. (3:24)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY WILL SING FOR VOTES.

[APPLAUSE]NOW THAT THE PRESIDENTIAL

ELECTION IS ONLY 390 DAYSAWAY -- OH MY GOD, THERE'S

GONNA BE SO MUCH MORE OF THISBULL[SHIT]. THE CANDIDATES ARE

LOOKING FOR ANY ADVANTAGE TOHELP PULL AWAY FROM THE PACK

LIKE INSANE SONGS FROMPATHOLOGICALLY ENTHUSIASTIC

SUPPORTERS, FOR INSTANCE.

COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU AGREAT CLIP, AND

FOR 250 POINTS I WANT YOU TOTELL ME HOW YOU WOULD INTRODUCE

THESE MUSICIANS.

FIRST OFF, HOW ABOUT ANON-THE-NOSE COUNTRY SONG FOR

CONSERVATIVE PRO-LIFERRICK SANTORUM?

CONSERVATIVE PRO-LIFERRICK SANTORUM?

>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TOLKIENNOVEL.

"THERE WILL BE JUSTICE FORTHE UNBORN."

RIKI LINDHOME.

>> THEY'D VOTE FOR SANTORUM IFTHEY DIDN'T OPPOSE WOMEN

SUFFRAGE, IT'S TWO GIRLS, ONEGOD.

[APPLAUSE][LAUGHTER]

>> ALL RIGHT.

NEXT UP, THIS BREATHLESS ODE TONEW JERSEY'S OWN CHRIS CHRISTIE.

NEXT UP, THIS BREATHLESS ODE TONEW JERSEY'S OWN CHRIS CHRISTIE.

[APPLAUSE]>> WELCOME BACK TO MTV'S

UNPLUGGED. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,ONCE AGAIN, GENE SIMMONS.

[CROWD CHEERING]

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,JEWEL'S ESTRANGED MOTHER.

[APPLAUSE]>> RIKI.

>> PLEASE WELCOME YOU CAN'T SAYANYTHING NEGATIVE, IT'S YOUR

DAD'S NEW GIRLFRIEND, JANET.[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]>> AW, DAMN IT, DAD.

"JANET MAKES US LISTEN TO ALLHER SOFT ROCK POLITICAL JAMS."

RIKI, POINTS.

NEXT UP, I BET YOU GUYS WEREKINDA LIKE "HEY HILLARY CLINTON,

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? A RAP."

[LAUGHTER]>> I'M SORRY, DID HE JUST SAY

HILLARY IS REALLY TIGHT?RIKI.

>> IN COLLEGE YOU KNEW HIM ASTODD THE VIRGIN. NOW YOU KNOW

HIM AS VANILLA KILLA...THEVIRGIN.

[APPLAUSE]>> "ALRIGHT, THIS NEXT CAT

COMING TO THE STAGE.

THE NEXT YOUNG CAT COMING TOTHE STAGE.

YOU SEEN HIM ON ALL THE SHOWS.YOU SEEN HIM ON "COMING TO THE

STAGE." YOU SEEN HIM ON TBS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUDEIS FUNNY, GIVE IT UP REAL BIG

FOR KEITH. LOWE. JENSON.[APPLAUSE]