#HashtagWars - #RealTeenAwards

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The Teen Choice Awards are over, but Bridey Elliott, Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham want to recognize the everyday teen achievements that too often get overlooked. (2:27)

IT IS NOW

TIME FOR THE EVENING#HASHTAGWARS.

I MEAN I ASSUME YOU GUYSRECOVERED AFTER LAST NIGHT'S

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS AND ALL.

ALL THE STARS WERE THERE,JADE THIRLWELL, EVA GUTOWSKI,

PLEASE HOLD YOUR APPLAUSEUNTIL I'M DONE.

A GUY WHO MADE A VINE THATONE TIME.

THE PRESTIGIOUS CEREMONYINCLUDED CATEGORIES SUCH AS

CHOICE TWIT AND A LIFETIMEACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR

BRITNEY SPEARS BECAUSE GOSH,SHE REALLY NEEDS THIS RIGHT

NOW.

BUT I THINK IT'S TIME WESTART GIVING AWAY AWARDS TO

ACCURATELY REFLECT TEENACHIEVEMENT.

SO TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#REALTEENAWARDS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: FEWESTBOOBS TOUCHED.

OR ITCHIEST BACNE ORBREAKOUT SHOWER DICK.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDSON THE CLOCK AND BEGIN.

BRIDEY.

>> MOST VISIBLE TAMPONSTRING IN GYMNASTICS.

(LAUGHTER)>> YOU JUST WANT TO PULL IT.

>> OR SHOVE IT BACK IN IT.

>> Chris: LENNON.

>> NASTIEST RUMOR ABOUT KELSEYLYDEN.

>> OH MY GOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHEDID.

>> Chris: JESSICA.

>> MOST INCONVENIENTERECTION.

>> Chris: POINTS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> YOU SAID YOU WERE ROCKHARD AT THE TOP OF THIS

SHOW.

I'M ASSUMING IT'S STILL THATWAY.

>> Chris: THERE IS NOT ACONVENIENT TIME FOR ME RIGHT

NOW!

CALL ME LATER.

BRIDEY.

>> DRIEST HUMP.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

(APPLAUSE)>> Chris: LENNON.

>> SICKEST CARGO SHORTS.

>> Chris: YEAH, BRO.

POINTS.

BRIDEY.

>> MOST FRICTIONY HAND JOB.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JESSICA.

>> LEAST BELIEVABLE CANADIANBOYFRIEND AT CAMP.

>> Chris: YEAH, POINTS.

BRIDEY.

>> WORDIEST PORN SEARCH.

>> Chris: POINTS, JESSICA.

>> MOST LIKELY TO GET FINGERBLASTED AT WARPED TOUR.

THAT WAS ME.

>> Chris: THAT WITH YOU?

>> I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG.

(LAUGHTER)JK, NOBODY WANTED TO DO

THAT TO ME.

>> Chris: I GOT FINGERED ATSO MANY 311 SONGS THAT YEAR.

I GOT FINGERED 311 TIMESDURING 311.

>> THAT'S TOO MANY TIMES,CHRIS.