Extended - #HashtagWars - #NothingMoreAmericanThan - Uncensored

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With Independence Day just around the corner, Hannibal Buress, Bridget Everett and Pete Holmes compete to out-American each other. (1:49)

As we launch into tonight's#HashtagWars.

It is July 4 weekend, so heat upthe grill, stock the cooler with

ice and enjoy this briefhot dog-scented respite from

your meaningless office jobs.

And in honor of our greatnation's independence, tonight's

hashtag is #NothingMoreAmericanThan.

All right?

So examples...

Yeah, oh, all that... Oh, yeah!

Uncle Sam's ready to go!

Examples of this might beputting ketchup on a taco or

yelling for no reason.

Or winning two goddamn worldwars, am I right?

(audience whoops)I'm gonna put...

We didn't do it alone.

I'm gonna put 60 seconds on theclock starting now.

Yes, Pete.

>> Kraft Singles as napkins.

>> HARDWICK: Poi...

Points.

Bridget.

>> Martha Stewart shooting abottle rocket out her pussy on

the hood of my brother's '67Camaro.

>> HARDWICK: Yup.

>> Why is that...

>> HARDWICK: Yeah.

That is very American.

>> What?

>> HARDWICK: Oh, no, I'mpicturing it!

Make it go away.

Hannibal.

>> Gastric bypass surgery.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Yup.

Peter Holmes.

>> A frozen yogurt flavor thattastes like getting an HJ at the

county fair.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Bridget.

>> Gay guys getting married inthe gun section of an Alabama

Walmart.

>> HARDWICK: Yeah, points.

Yeah.

Pete Holmes.

>> Eagles fucking and comingfireworks.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Hannibal.

>> Lack of knowledge about othercountries.

>> HARDWICK: Points.