Dog Day Afternoon - That's a Lot of Bitches

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After seeing a picture of an unintentionally badass dog, Arden Myrin, Brody Stevens and Ron Funches come up with more amazing facts about the cool canine. (1:48)

CHRIS: IT'S TIME FOR "DOG DAYAFTERNOON."

"DOG DAY AFTERNOON."

I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN GET THE BELTSOME DAY, BRODY.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'LL GET THE BELT.

>> YEAH, I'M GOING TO GO TO THATMALL AND FIND IT.

( LAUGHTER )

>> CHRIS: 100 POINT TO BRODYSTEVENS FOR THAT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

TWITTER USER @SIMONNRICKETTSBROUGHT OUR ATTENTION TO THIS

SIGN WITH HIS CAPTION: "THISSIGN IS SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOU

WHICH THINGS ARE FORBIDDEN, BUTIT ACTUALLY CREATES THE COOLEST

DOG EVER."

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

LOOK AT THAT!

HE'S ON A GODDAMN SKATEBOARD,SMOKING A STOGIE, AND HOLDING A

HOLDING A GLASS OF WINE.

COMEDIANS, I WANT YOU TO COME UPWITH FACTS ABOUT THIS AWESOME

DOG.

I'M GONNA OUT 60 SECONDS IN THECLOCK AND GO.

RON.

>> HE MAKES YOU PAY TO WATCH HIMLICK HIS BALLS.

CHRIS: POINTS! BRODY.

>> THE OFFICIAL DOG OF COCHELLA.

CHRIS: YEAH, POINTS. GOOD JOB.RON.

ALWAYS LOOKS YOU IN THE EYEWHEN YOU PICK UP HIS POOP.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

ARDEN.

>> 101 DALMATIANS.

YEAH, HE [BLEEP]ED 'EM.

>> CHRIS: YEAH, POINTS.

ALL 101?

>> ALL OF THEM. ALL OF THEM.

CHRIS: RON. THAT'S A LOT OFBITCHES. RON.

>> FIRST DOG INDUCTED INTO LOSANGELES CRIPS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

ARDEN.

>> HE'S RUMORED TO BE DIVORCINGBEYONCE.

>> CHRIS: NICE, OKAY, POINTS.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS.

RON.

>> HE WANTS TO ( BLEEP ) MYEX-WIFE, BUT I'M COOL WITH IT.

HE'S A NICE GUY.

>> CHRIS: POINTS, POINTS.

BRODY.

>> HE ONLY EATS OFF THE SNAUSAGSFOOD TRUCK.

>> CHRIS: OKAY POINTS. YEAH,WE'RE GOOD.