Extended - Moon Landing - Buzz Aldrin Has Arrived, Motherf**kers! - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, January 21, 2016 - Uncensored 01/21/2016 Views: 251

In honor of Buzz Aldrin's 86th birthday, Erin Gibson, Bryan Safi and Jordan Morris share alternate quotes from the moon landing. (1:36)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, MOON

LANDING, MOON LANDING.

YEAH, WIPE OFF YOUR COKE NOSES.

NOW, NEARLY 50 YEARS AGO,MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE

WORLD WATCHED WHAT IS ARGUABLYTHE NUMBER-TWO MOST IMPORTANT

ACHIEVEMENT IN HISTORY-- THESECOND MAN ON THE MOON.

12 MINUTES AFTER NEIL ARMSTRONGSTEPPED IN FULL ON THE LUNAR

SURFACE WITH HIS FAMOUS WORDS,"THAT'S ONE STEP FOR MAN, THAT'S

ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND", HISCO-PILOT BUZZ ALDRIN SLAMMED

ONTO THE DUST AND SHOUTED,"BUZZ ALDRIN HAS ARRIVED,

MOTHERFUCKERS!"I'M PARAPHRASING, BUT, UH, TODAY

IS BUZZ ALDRIN'S 86TH BIRTHDAY.

SO COMEDIANS, PLEASE GIVE MESOME OTHER BADASS OR JUST PLAIN

BAD MOON LANDING QUOTES IN 60SECONDS, AND BEGIN.

JORDAN.

>> WHASSUP?

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,'CAUSE WOMEN BE SHOPPING.

>> HARDWICK: POIN... POINTS.

ERIN.

>> STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM, NOWI'M HERE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> HEY, NEIL, TAKE A PICTUREWHERE IT LOOKS LIKE I'M FUCKING

DENMARK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

ERIN.

>> OH, MY GOD, THIS ISINCREDIBLE-- MY DICK IS

FLOATING.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> DO I LOOK FAT?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

JORDAN.

>> OH, SHIT, MY EDIBLES AREKICKING IN-- I LO...

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> REALLY-- NOT A SINGLESTARBUCKS?

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> GUYS, THE MOON SUCKS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

THERE IS NOTHING UP HERE.

>> YOU GUYS... THE MOON SUCKS.

>> RIGHT.