As we go to our next gameSiri MD. Siri MD.
A recent study showedthat A.I. assistants
like Siri andMicrosoft's Cortana really suck
when it comes to answeringserious medical questions.
Uh, although, it shouldprobably be no surprise
that you shouldn't trustyour health to the same program
you use to findnearby mozzarella sticks
and anime porn. So, comedians,what are some other questions
you should not trust to thelittle person inside your phone?
In 60 seconds. And begin. Rhea.
Siri, why does Neil deGrasseTyson want to take the joy
-out of everything?-Points.
what's the best way to syncmy wife's period to my period?
Aren't you just supposed to,like, blow your own hormones
into her face or something?Like... (blowing)
No. No, Chris.Not into her face.
-Jenny. -Siri,how do I get One Direction
-to give me a hand job? Yeah.-All right, points.
what should I dowith this O.J. knife?
Siri, where is the closestdiner, drive-in, or dive?
Siri, do you think Marco Rubiohas stopped crying yet?
Siri, where in the worldis Carmen San Diego?