It's now time for tonight's#HashtagWars.
I'm sure I'm not the firstperson to tell you this,
but today isExtraterrestrial Culture Day.
Uh, and there area lot of 'em, like, uh,
E.T., Marvin the Martian,Alf, the tiny rambling creature
who operates the bodyof John Travolta and of course,
all of the reptilians who serve
at the highest levelof government.
Here's to you, aliens.In honor of our friendly friends
in the sky, tonight's hashtagis #GreetTheAliensIn5Words.
#GreetTheAliensIn5Words.Examples might be
we're sorry about Kim Davisor, uh,
you guys can't park here.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin. Doug.
Is it Independence Day already?
Uh, X-Files auditionsdown the hall.
Put your dicks away, sir.
We hate Will Smith too.
Does Mars still need moms?
Quick, make your skin white.
Uh, hey, what's up, guys?(laughs)