#HashtagWars - #GreetTheAliensIn5Words

Tuesday, February 9, 2016 02/09/2016 Views: 182

On Extraterrestrial Culture Day, Carmen Lynch, Brendon Walsh and Doug Benson extend a short-winded welcome to our new alien overlords. (1:17)

It's now time for tonight's#HashtagWars.

I mean,

I'm sure I'm not the firstperson to tell you this,

but today isExtraterrestrial Culture Day.

Uh, and there area lot of 'em, like, uh,

E.T., Marvin the Martian,Alf, the tiny rambling creature

who operates the bodyof John Travolta and of course,

all of the reptilians who serve

at the highest levelof government.

Here's to you, aliens.In honor of our friendly friends

in the sky, tonight's hashtagis #GreetTheAliensIn5Words.

#GreetTheAliensIn5Words.Examples might be

we're sorry about Kim Davisor, uh,

you guys can't park here.

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin. Doug.

Is it Independence Day already?

Points. Brendon.

Uh, X-Files auditionsdown the hall.

Points. Carmen.

Put your dicks away, sir.

Points. Carmen.

We hate Will Smith too.

Points. Doug.

Does Mars still need moms?

Points. Carmen.

Quick, make your skin white.

Points.

Oh, nice.

Very nice.Brendon.

Uh, hey, what's up, guys?(laughs)