Rapid Refresh - MLB Playoffs & Cozy Airbnb Rentals

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Sara Schaefer, Cash Levy and T.J. Miller watch an odd baseball commercial from Korea and then guess which shoddy Airbnb rental is the most expensive. (3:36)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: MLB PLAYOFFS AREHEATING UP, OUR OWN LOS ANGELES

DODGERS WERE ELIMINATED LASTNIGHT, AND OF COURSE --

OH.

YOU GUYS DON'T REALLY GIVE A(BLEEP).

ONE GUY REALLY DID GO, NOPE.

>> Chris: OF COURSE, GUYS, YOUPROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THIS BEING

THE SPORTS FANS YOU ARE, THISWAS THE CRUCIAL PLAY THAT DOOMED

THE DOYERS.

[ SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

>> Chris: WHAT THE HELL, MAN! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT

THERE? COME ON.

MATTINGLY SHOULD HAVE GONE TOTHE GOSH DARN BULLPEN, EVERYONE

COULD SEE HE HAS TOO MUCH RAMEN.

THAT IS ACTUALLY FROM HYUN JINRYU, SCHILLING FOR KOREAN RAMEN

WITH A CRO-MAGNON CLAYTONKERSHAW LOOK ALIKE NEARBY.

MEANWHILE THE SAN FRANCISCOGIANTS ADVANCED, GIVING PITCHER

MADISON BUMGARNER A CASE OFPLAY-OFF FEVER THAT QUICKLY

WORSENED INTO PLAY-OFF CIRRHOSISOF THE LIVER.

>> GLUG, GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.

>> Chris: COMEIDANS, WHATOCCASION WOULD YOU CELEBRATE

WITH FIVE BEERS AT ONCE, SARASCHAEFER?

>> GETTING TO WORK ON TIME.

>> Chris: YOU DID IT! 9:00O'CLOCK ON THE DOT!

WELL, VERY BAD NEWS FOR LAZYSERIAL KILLERS AND EMPTY-NESTERS

TRYING TO THE AVOID PAYING HOTELTAX, ACCORDING TO ENGADGET.COM.

SAN FRANCISCO HAS BECOME THEFIRST CITY TO PASS LAWS

GOVERNING AIRBNB RENTALS.

IN ADDITION TO PAYING TAXES,HOSTS HAVE TO LIMIT THEIR HOME

RENTALS TO 90 DAYS A YEAR, ANDREGISTER WITH THE CITY.

FORTUNATELY MANY RENTING OUTTHEIR WOOD SHED KILL ROOMS ARE

UNFAMILIAR WITH THE REGISTRATIONPROCESS.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING SANFRANCISCO AIRBNB THE RENTALS IS

THE MOST EXPENSIVE HERE.

A, THIS AL FRESCO GUEST TENT.

>> THAT'S A GREAT LOCATION.

>> Chris: B, THIS HIDING PLACEFOR A DEPOSED DICTATOR.

YOU PAY LESS WHEN YOU SLEEPSTANDING UP.

C, THIS GROOVY MYSTERY MACHINE,OH, YEAH.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

WHICH ONE OF THOSE?

CASH.

>> I AM GOING TO SAY IT IS C,YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS CHOOSE C IN

MULTIPLE CHOICE.

IT HELPED ME GET THROUGH, ALMOSTGET THROUGH JUNIOR COLLEGE.

>> Chris: THE CORRECT ANSWERIS, IN FACT, C

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: 50 BUCKS A NIGHT!

IT'D BE REALLY FUNNY IF THEREWAS JUST A CHECK IN DATE AND NO

CHECKOUT AVAILABLE.

OH, YOU ARE NOT GOING TOLEAVE!

COMEDIANS PLEASE GIVE US ANAMENITY OF THIS GROOVY MYSTERY

MACHINE LODGING. SARA SCHAEFER.

>> JUST TAKE HALF THE MINT ONTHE PILLOW AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

FIRST AND THEN --

>> Chris: POINTS.

LET IT DISVOLVE UDNER YOURTONUGE.

ALL RIGHT, TJ.

>> DOES NOT FLY.

ALSO, YOU CAN SHARE THE BED WITHCHAD, BECAUSE HE IS STAYING

THERE UNTIL HE GETS HIS (BLEEP)TOGETHER.

>> Chris: POINTS.