First up-- Why, robot.Why, robot.
Hong Kong designer Ricky Maspent nearly two years
and $50,000 to create a robotScarlett Johansson.
-Oh!-Oh! Robo ScarJo. -(laughter)
He carefully crafted it to havethe same physical appearance
as one of his favoriteHollywood actress,
but unlike the realHollywood actress,
this one does not know howto file a restraining order yet.
Let's see Robo ScarJo in action.
I think robotics isa new manufacturing.
Ma insists he won't use itfor anything tawdry.
Uh, which I guess is whyhe designed it
to look like it's tryingto chew a dick off there.
(Hardwick imitatesrobotic chatter)
Comedians, what do you thinkthis toothy robot
is trying to say here?Maria.
Oh, sorry. I... (laughing)
(robotically): I want to chewthrough your toaster cord
and watch your house burn.
HARDWICK: Yeah. Points.That's gonna be her revenge
when she becomes self-aware.
(in robotic voice):I only make 75%
of what Robert Downey Jr. makes.
-(laughter, cheers and applause)-HARDWICK: Points.
(in robotic voice): Thank you,Ricky Ma, for proving once again
Asians can do everything!
(cheers and applause)
-HARDWICK: They can.-That's right. That's right.
Asians can make everything(bleep)able.
(laughter, cheers and applause)
That's if you...
-That, too.-That as well, that as well.
I only hopethe real Scarlett Johansson
doesn't become self-aware.